Dumb Ways To Die (Redwall Villains Parody)

Get crushed by a falling bell, run into a lake and drown, fall into an old well, get stung by a huge scorpion.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

Have a badger teach you how to fly, get your heart stabbed by a mouse with a sword, have your skull decorated by wolf fangs. I wonder, how long down can this cliff go?

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

Keep a coral snake as a pet, get into a fight with a blind berserker, use yourself as pike bait, wreck your ship into huge rocks.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

Try to swim through a raging sea while being crippled, have a huge pebble hit your forehead, have a fox chop your head off, fall on your broken sword.

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die. Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.

Pretend to be a club and hit four spears, get your head sliced off by a shield, have a iron star run through your brain, have your spine snapped into two, poke a stick at a grizzly otter.

They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly...

The dumbest ways to die, the dumbest ways to die, the dumbest ways to die. So many dumb, so many dumb ways to die!