Oh god, I'm so afraid, someone is following me. I'm sure of it, someone keeps watching me! Please help me! I'm so freaking scared! Though it might just be.... wait a second!
It's YOU! You are watching me on DeviantArt! This is amazing! By watching me you have become a soldier of my Army of Lurkers that lurk my art! You will now receive a lot of fursuit photography and a bunch of animal photos as payment for being in my army! (Plus a little Llama, for your Llama collection! Please treat him well!)
Thank you so much for being awesome and watching me and faving my stuff and whatnot!
-Supreme Commander of the Army of Lurkers