Cali was a very spiritual person. She loved feeling connected with nature. She followed a strict organic vegan diet, she practiced yoga and meditation, and she never wore shoes. She wanted to be one with the earth, feeling the dirt and the grass on her skin, soaking up all of the positive energy through the soles of her feet. One day while she was walking down the street a young woman noticed she wasn't wearing any shoes. "Get some fucking shoes you hippie freak! Nobody wants to see your nasty dirty feet!" Usually, Cali was a pacifist. She didn't believe in violence. She believed in karma, that good things will come to those that do good and bad things will come to those that do bad. However, she was having a particularly bad day so she decided maybe karma needed a little push. "You know what? You're right. I really should be wearing shoes. Why don't you help me out?" At that, she pulled a strange device out of her purse and pointed it at the woman. Suddenly she was blinded by a bright green flash of light. Before she had time to figure out what had happened she was being picked up by the now gigantic girl and pressed against the sole of her foot. She pulled out a few hair ties to strap her into place, and found a washer on the side of the street for extra support and fastened the newly shrunken girl in place. "There we go." She planted her foot down on the ground, smothering the poor girl under her weight. "You can be my shoe now. Better?" The little girl could only let out muffled screams as Cali began walking again, continuing on as if nothing had happened.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUR WORK!
A beyond depressing group of malicious people we live with these days.
That's my dream job.
awesome pic, nice story
Oh my she should've kept her mouth shut. SMell deep!