Once upon a time, there was a Vampire Ninja (Ok12345299) with great empathy (Hellypse) who was on an mission to look for new friendship (XxStarlightMoonbowxX). He came across a big Dragon (Valkinaz), Unicorn (PyjammaJenny) and a Cat (LadyStormtail1985). The vampire offered them all Chocolate (Ch1l1l1zardL3g3ndz), but then a Spider (Biowoman324) came along and the vampire had no more chocolate to give, he only has Honey (K9K1N6) left and he gave the spider that, the spider's eyes sparkled like a supernova (SolarBiscuit96).
"Hello." (Swordwitch) said the Vampire to all his new friends.
The group decided to Float (Rainbow-Artist12) around on a log, the unicorn putting on some Lipstick (MuseInFamous). They reached the Seaside (TheBritishExo25), hoping for some nice scenery, but it was nothing but Misery (Wizbenorno), the place was a Wreck (CPHRailProductions)! It felt Sus (imkindaSusTbh), then a Wolf (416851) appeared on shore.
"Well at least there is a new friend to be made, that's some kind of Success (xXCloudyMangosXx)" says the Vampire to the group.
"I've got a bad feeling about this seaside, its so sand dusty.. I'm gonna catch Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (Geeko1968) from this!" says the Cat.
The group panicked at what they heard, the Unicorn even made a scared face that made him look like a Blobfish (TheCharlineShow). How the Vampire wished he was back in his Sanctum (VantaPurple), now he is scared out of his Ass (SunbeamStone), and its too late to Pussyfoot (lukangmoon) away from the big bad wolf.
"I could be eating Spagetti (Averygamin) in Scranton the Electric City (YourLocalBiSloth) on an Exerciseball (rglbrimft)" Spider whimpered, to the group's Discombobulate (HeavenBunny95). Suddenly an Otter (TannerxDelia) jumped out of the water, causing a soft Rainbow (whycantwebefriends9) behind it, landing on the Coarse (FurryKaiser) log.
"I dont want to seem like a Reactionary (Scotto22), but you folks could use my help." The group decided to Relinquish (AlloyAHY) any other ideas they have and hear what the Slate (awsomeacorn2) colored Otter has to say.
"Wear these Rhineshine (Twelve12rectangle) Pantaloons (dancingfancycat), put these slippers on your Feet (Arthurszajda), so that you look like Penguins (HeraldOfOpera). There's no way in this Galaxy (lizziecarrera13) that the wolf will come after you now! He's in the Mafia (theassassin50) you know, you should listen to me."
They glanced back at the wolf, who had seemingly recruited a Pelican (JHcomixofficial) to help him. "Gulp!" The Onomatopoeia (AsherTye) came from the cat, who was shaking with fear. "M-maybe we could offer him a Snickerdoodle (Arty-PURRchardy2002)?" "I have some sweet games with Backwards Compatibility (Morlon01), maybe we can bribe him with those!" The dragon offered.
"Oh yes, and while we're at it we can regale him with information on Horticulture (Llamaluvr08)," The spider said sarcastically, rolling all 8 of his eyes. "Let's just listen to this otter," The group got changed into the outfits the otter provided. "We look super!" The cat said. "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! (RAWN89)" the otter exclaimed. "Come on, let's run this way!"
They all ran off into the trees, the wolf and pelican left confused on the shore while eating a Cookie (Benevolent-L1ght).
(Thanks for reading, I didnt anticipate so many words, so I died a little, this is best I can do.)
Oh for those confused, this story is in response to this.