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Kiriban at 999,999,999

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 16, 2012, 5:41 PM





Free giveaway from the generous Ry! All you have to do is screen capture the pageviews of 999,999,999 and you will get some delicious prizes! What kinda prizes I hear you asking? More than one actually! In fact there are MANY prizes to be won. So many that I have to list them out below. OK HERE GOES

PRIZES:

A FREE SKETCH EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

A free sketch is a given, but instead of just one free sketch, you will receive one everyday until the day you die! If you are like 18 now and you live till a hundred, then you will get like.. umm.. 29930 drawings!

A BRAND NEW CAR!

They don't call me Top Hat Oprah for no reason, thats right! You get a brand new car! All pimped out with Pokemon decorations too! You can now drive around in your pimped out PikaMobile playing the Pokemon theme song as loud as you can and no one would complain, because everyone loves the yellow rat! :D

A TRIP TO JAPAN!

Everyone loves Japan, if you are the lucky one to screen capture the Kiriban. You'll win yourself a free trip to the great nation of Japan! You can bring a friend if you like (I told you I'm generous ^^) and you will be staying at the 5 star Grand Hyatt Hotel! You can visit mount Fuji, shopping at Shibuya, Harajuyu and the most important one of all, the Pokemon Center! But wait they all cost money though.. have no fear I will also throw in 1,000,000 Yen to make sure your trip was the most satisfying.

A BRAND NEW HOUSE

When I say house... I really meant a mansion. It comes with 20 bedrooms, a massive swimming pool, gigantic dining room and a room just for your stuff toys! I can even throw in a few sexy maids in there so its not so hard to keep the place clean and tidy ok? Treat the maids nicely!

MEET THE PRESIDENT

Wait what?! The President of the US?! Believe it! You can even meet my home boy Barack Obama! Me and Barack were friends since the heyday of the Spice Girls, so it wasn't too hard getting his approval for a catch up. He can tell you stories about the crazy time we had back in the days, oh all the shenanigans he was up to back then. From graffiti to giving wedgies to our classmate Romney, or even our rapping band lol, we were the MC Ry & Dr Rack! My man Barack was quite the popular kid back then XD

ME!
Water you doing Ry? by Ry-Spirit
Lastly... You get ME as one of your prizes ^^ The pikachu mask is optional of course. That's right! I will be moving in with you! Anytime you want a massage or a bedtime story, you tell me. I can also make you breakfast and stuff. I hope I don't take up too much of your personal space... but really all you need to do is put a newspaper in the corner of the room with a bowl of milk and I am all set. We can even have pillow fights, talk about boys, dance, the whole shebang!


Yup! All you need to do is catch the Kiriban and put the link in the comment below. First person to get it will get all these wonderful prizes!
Ry-Spirit cares.

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  • Listening to: Birds singing outside, or screaming, I cant tell
  • Reading: My Biography that future Ry gave me, its boring.
  • Watching: Nicolas Cage movies
  • Playing: Professor Layton Last Spectre
  • Eating: Pie
  • Drinking: Ice Tea
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:iconspamer921:
spamer921 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 8, 2018
it has to be very good being 996.999.999 from reaching the kiriban goal isn't it?

plus you should edit the president part, because you now trump
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:iconsoggycrepes:
SoggyCrepes Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2018  Student General Artist
What do you get if you already live in Japan. This is important information I'm in need of!
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I will replace the trip to.. Australia. my house
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:iconsoggycrepes:
SoggyCrepes Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2018  Student General Artist
Oh damn, that's pretty good. I'll take that!
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:icondragoniax:
DragoniaX Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
But all I want is some french fries and a burger from in-n-out. Can we settle with that if I get 999,999,999?
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:iconmossspike:
Mossspike Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
This can't be serious...
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I never joke
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:iconmossspike:
Mossspike Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
But how about the president thing? You and I are both Australian *narrows eyes*
Plus houses and cars are very expensive, where would you get the $$ from??!
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:iconmossspike:
Mossspike Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Side Eyes Emoji 
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:icondragoniax:
DragoniaX Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
He is secretly Santa Claus, just let him work his magic and be 999,999,999 to be more chill.
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:iconjam-uzu:
Jam-uzu Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*done reading half-way* wait a minute... *checks date* it's not an April-fools joke... Clover (3) (Totally Spies) Icon 
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:iconkazamiii:
kazamiii Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
please tell me this isnt a joke
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
it isnt a joke. im a very serious business man
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:iconkazamiii:
kazamiii Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
But what about the president its donald trump now
No one wants to meet donald trump.
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
Ya... i gota update this
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:iconshadeblade64:
Shadeblade64 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
President? You mean... *gulp* Donald Trump...? Just kidding, but I still can't believe he got elected though.
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Omg... i dont want donald trump :( im gona hav to change it to EX president Obama now. Thats sad
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:iconshadeblade64:
Shadeblade64 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I know... Why does an ORANGE have to replace him??!
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:iconzimoshi:
Zimoshi Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hey!don't say it!oranges are great. ._.
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:iconshadeblade64:
Shadeblade64 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I mean that orange. He is a disgrace to all oranges.
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:iconlunarstuffz:
LunarStuffz Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg u play Layton thank the lord someone who's like me I've been searching I'm so happy yaaaaaaaaaaaasssss
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah layton rocks!
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:iconlunarstuffz:
LunarStuffz Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yassssss
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:iconlucyann-san:
Lucyann-san Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can't wait for my new mansion. They don't call me Luigi for nothing.
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:iconkeyshe54:
Keyshe54 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
You may regret these prizes one day... there is also the issue if the winner out lives you.. but I'm sure you have a plan for that.
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:iconp4mch4n:
P4MCH4N Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2016
looooooooooool 
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:iconkeizerharm:
KeizerHarm Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2016
But what if Obama leaves office before the Kiriban? Will I meet Trump?
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:iconlucyann-san:
Lucyann-san Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes.
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:iconkeizerharm:
KeizerHarm Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2016
Uhm, thanks!
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:icon61emb16:
61EMB16 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Amazing, I can't wait!!
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:iconperperf-artist:
Perperf-Artist Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol, I barely noticed this. Was curious about the prizes. If they were true I'd just rather exchange them for a cintiq and a computer that can support it. OTL
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:iconzimoshi:
Zimoshi Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol me too
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:iconjiynkxie:
Jiynkxie Featured By Owner May 24, 2016
i died omfl
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:iconlilysplash:
Lilysplash Featured By Owner Edited May 21, 2016
yes I'll take one Ry please
kiriban by Lilysplash
Photoshop? What?
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
u caught it! well done!!!! i wil be sending those prizes to u soon :)
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:iconlilysplash:
Lilysplash Featured By Owner May 24, 2016
yas thank thank
I am very excited to meet Obama
And ofc have my own personal Ry. Best prize.
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:iconkymee-yah:
KyMee-yah Featured By Owner May 21, 2016
asdfghjk
man,. reading all those prizes just made my day,.
i know now why u so popular,. not just an ordinary awesome artist,. but also an awesome comedian,. 

Ry is the best prize of all,.
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner May 23, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
IM just a silly potato XD
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:iconkymee-yah:
KyMee-yah Featured By Owner May 23, 2016
u'll be the best ordinary potato a man can have,,. wahahhahah~ so just lemme be ur soil,. ur ceiling fan or what ever *waahaha,. i felt like a stalker,. mann im so romantic,. this is creeeply romantic,. wahahhah
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner May 25, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
This should b turned into a film! A romantic horror film!
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:iconkymee-yah:
KyMee-yah Featured By Owner May 25, 2016
creepy scary  <---- now now,. arent i just pretty,.

waking up beside me is really awesome. so we should,.
we can be the main act of our own romantic horror film,. 

our love will be eternal,. 
u should start believing in forever,. 
Pikachu-lol  <----- see, i can see ur excited already,.. 

bwaahahahaahaha
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:iconsweetdoodle6:
SweetDoodle6 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
i just really want a ry so i can have a friend OTL
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:iconimnerdywhogivesadamn:
ImNerdyWhoGivesADamn Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2016  Student General Artist
LOL Somehow I find this trivial XD
('Playing:Professor Layton Last Spectre' OMG Yes )
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:iconlunarstuffz:
LunarStuffz Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg yes indeed fam
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:iconimnerdywhogivesadamn:
ImNerdyWhoGivesADamn Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2016  Student General Artist
Just 997,000,000 or less page views to go lmao 
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:iconlunarstuffz:
LunarStuffz Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup
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:iconbroqentoys:
broqentoys Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
-gasp- how alluring. let me just... go  pull up... photoshop.
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:iconsweetdoodle6:
SweetDoodle6 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
XDD
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:iconina-a:
Ina-a Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2016  Student Digital Artist
This made my year x'D
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