Because why not?
1. I thought the Gravity Falls finale was pretty disappointing. I mean sure it had good moments, but it still had unanswered questions and Mabel was never called out.
2. I like Donald Trump. Is he perfect? No, but he's still a lot better than Hillary and I pick him over her any day.
3. Rare shouldn't go back to Nintendo. The damage was already done and many old workers left.
4. I don't think Star vs. The Forces of Evil is that great. I just didn't hook my like it did to everybody else.
5. Banjo Kazooie is better than Mario 64