This Is Just To Say 3I drew on my face.Lines,Dots,and designscover my visage.All black,all dark,all applied with permanent markers.Sorry,Mom and Dad.I didnt knowI was scribblingon my face.I feel terriblebecause youre so mad.Sorry you hadto scour my face(with bleach,no less).But while it lastedit was fun.
This is Just to Say 2I'm sorryfor taking the lastQueen shirt.You probably wantedits beautytoo.The medium fit perfectly,it was on sale,and I couldn't resist.The store will nevercarry it againand I gotthe last one.Too bad for you.
This is Just to SayI paired offNeville and Snape.Malfoy and Harryhad sexin Filch's closet.Seamus and Deanmade outin the Gryffindor common room.Remus and Sirusare nowa couple.Pavarti and Lavenderexchange secretive looks.Fred and Georgepractice twincest.I'm sorry,Ms. Rowling,for making all your charactersgay.Though you must admitit would've made the storymuch better.
Roses are red,Violets are bluePokémon Red,Pokémon Blue,Your save file is goneAnd it sucks to be you.
A Real MasterpieceLook, a quote I stole!In black and white type!This took my heart and soul,It deserves the hype!
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Oh No I Know A Dirty WordOh No I Know A Dirty Word:Oh me, oh my, these are dirty wordsHow low-class, vulgar and simply absurdYou must be a thug, you've no sense of styleLet me sip some tea that was made erstwhileI shall proceed to comment about who you areand pointlessly engage you in a mental sparI must prove my point to be whole you seefor the protection of the word is a duty to meSee I love to pretend that I'm someone pureNever dirtied a sentence or darkened a doorIt's like I'm holy and utterly cleanSo don't take my tone as being meanI'm simply trying to help you right?Let me show you how to be a snob on sightNever use the language meant for 'boobs'do you realise it's a synonym for a gormless rube?Ah ha! You didn't, that means I'm rightMy intellect wins; have you seen the light?Oh my, what are you doing, that knife looks sharpEek! Help! You're stabbing my heart!And that is why I killed him your honour...-Chen Yuan Wen, 4th September 2012
DepressionHello boys and girls!And welcome to another day at DEPRESSION!Here we guarantee you will have the worst time possible no matter WHAT you choose to do!We offer a range of exciting rides and activities!Including ...The Self-Loathing game remember to aim to darts at the cardboard cut-out of your head!The Rollercoaster of Addiction!The Mood Swing!The Gradual Pushing Away of Your Family and Friends game!The Tunnel of Perpetual Loneliness!Or the Tower of Unreasonable Anxiety!And lets not forget, our highly popular Bodily Harm competition!Remember to exercise safety and if you find yourself caught on one of our rides, you may escape at any time! But keep in mind theres no coming back!So if a really awful time is what youre looking for, then look no further than DEPRESSION!Everyone is invited, we dont discriminate!As we say here at Depression: Come on down, all you need is a frown!
FiM++ Programming - Hello World, 99 Jugs of CiderDear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I Learned an important lesson about friendship.I learned how to write "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax is similar to C++.----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneI wrote "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax mirrors that of Python syntax. I'll leave it to you, readers, to decide which one you deem better. -Twilight Sparkle----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I learned how to sing Applejack's Drinking Song.I learned Applejack's Drinking Song with Applejack.Did you know that Applejack likes the number 99?I did this while Applejack had more than 1.I sang " 'Applejack' jugs of cider on the wall, 'Applejack' jugs of cider,"Applejack got one less.When Applejack had more than 1,I sang "Take one down and pa
Anime?Lets triple our eyesAnd half our social skillsBe twice as cleverAnd four times as dumbBlush constantlyAnd bow to everybodyWith my perfect skinThey call me animeI cant be understoodBecause my past is always tragicMy hair a rainbow explosionKill everyone that looks the sameBut ill tell you my story firstHold my honorAnd die tryingThey call me animeI always have my theme musicCatch phrase with signature moveIll walk tall without even lookingJoin my partyWeve got a missionMy skills are better then yoursAnd I know you want to fight about itThey call me animeFuture or old schoolWe always have badass swordsHere to protectEven when I bring warRun so fast we disappearWeigh 80 pounds but clear the tableEnergy well spent on my plasma blastThey call me animeEveryones politeEasily go insaneThe skirts get shorterAs the legs get longerEveryones in schoolAnd everyones honor roleEveryones a virgin, but everyone's easy
Microwaveable Break UpsFill white carton of healing propertiesWith contaminated tap water.Pop into microwave for 1:45;Wait impatiently for an apology.Take out, one second before the"Beep, beep, heartbeat" sounds.Optional Add hot sauce/bitter words that were left unsaid for too longAnd enjoy** the harsh reality. **CAUTION: HOT!Handle with care, especially when anUtter mess.
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The Scream--EkphrasticI feel myselfshriekingwrithinghowling.Rivers of bloodburstfrom my ears.I am weakened,but I must hold firmagainst this agony.I grip my handsto my throbbing temples,summoning the last of my voice."Turn that rock music down,ya damn kids!"