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Someone can stand right in front of me and tell me a well constructed joke and I'll just be like haha clever but as soon as someone brings out a picture and zooms in on a person or animal's face I absolutely lose it

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:iconrexarkingdino:
Rexarkingdino Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
:L I tell fucking offensive jokes.


if you wanna hear one then pfft. say something then nerdo. 


but here's a fucking tame one:


Famed Playboy Hugh Hefner successfully and quickly ends a business that set up on his property. The business, according to police, turned out to be of monks selling flowers.
As said by one monk prior to being kicked out of the establishment: "If it were anyone else we could've gotten away with it, but it turns out only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars."
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ShadowGolem86 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017
I have jokes. I usually forget them pretty soon after thinking of them, but there are three that I'm pretty sure I've never forgotten.

Did you hear about the cow that entered a weed smoking contest?
The steaks have never been higher.

Did you hear about the flight school that trained pilots of multiple races? It was inspected to see if it met government standards.
And it passed with flying colors.

This one you probably won't get unless you know about NSP:
If Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian had a child, what form of martial arts would it be a master of?
Jew-jitsu.
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xXPirate-AlchemistXx Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Student Digital Artist
www.ezimba.com/work/170201C/ez… My sister's dog zoomed in?? ?
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royalraptors Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Beautiful and amazing !!!
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xXPirate-AlchemistXx Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Student Digital Artist
yeeeey
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Cheekymoomoo Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
° o O
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fauxnee Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Same tbh
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