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dont any of you say it dont you DARE say it by royalraptors
Please help I need a reason why Carter got that chip in his ear tho without it being too edgy

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CRG-Free Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Was hanging out with his pals and one said you look like you are made out of the moon. The other pal screamed I LOVE THE MOON IT'S CHEESE! *Noms* Frowns does not taste like Cheese.
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royalraptors Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omf
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yourlocalcryptid Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Student General Artist
splatfest's get real intense
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princesskickasschan Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Student Artist
took his van gogh halloween costume too seriously
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royalraptors Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i'm going to choke
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princesskickasschan Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Student Artist
taking your attila the hun costume too far huh? (he choked to death)
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ChisaiKitsune Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
bro I only know about Atilla because of night at the museum I have no culture  help me
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Mizuzu-Pelagos Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe the ear was from plastic surgery
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ghasterr Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HIM AND A LADY WERE DOING THE DEED AND SHE GOT TOO KINKY AND FUCKING BIT OFF PART OF HIS EAR
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royalraptors Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BRO CHILL
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Arkoirisk Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
An Accident, idk.
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ChisaiKitsune Featured By Owner Edited Aug 23, 2016  Student Digital Artist
fishing trip gone wrong like a sitcom
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royalraptors Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yo I think I like this one the best
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ChisaiKitsune Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
heck yesah
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royalraptors Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
imma make it canon now

carter is bad at fishing

but one day he thought he caught the big one

just as he's ab to reel in

pop

it falls off the hook and flings towards him barely missing his face and jabbing itself in his ear

he freaks out and it gets all ripped up

ouch


dude i literally got a fish hook in my leg once it wasnt even that bad like it wasnt too deep and I was easily able to get it out but that alone hurt sO MUCH
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ChisaiKitsune Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
I don't know your pain but I cry in sympathy for u rip royalraptors' leg
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royalraptors Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it was a good leg
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ChisaiKitsune Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2016  Student Digital Artist
this episode of seconds from disaster is p good gotta say
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DarkHybrd Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Some barbed wire hooked his ear! Which cause it to tare when he was trying to get out of it
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