Yep, I'm off. Both to clear the place up, change the name and sweep out inactive watchers. You can now find me at DerpCore (https://www.deviantart.com/derpcore). Forgive me, the place is still a bit of a mess. I haven't shifted everything over or joined groups or re-added favourites or anything yet, but that'll all catch up... well, when I can be assed, basically. :) See you there!

I'll make this really brief, I promise. So I successfully explored the USA for a couple of months! It proved to be a beautiful and fascinating country, but it paled into insignificance next to the people I got to meet and stay with. I met most of these people on deviantArt, and I miss them all terribly already. It seems insane that it'll be months and years before I'll be able to speak with them face to face again. Not ONE turned out to be a rapist. I can't thank you guys enough for taking care of me, showing me your country, and not locking me up in the basement as a new addition to your creepy sex dungeon. I then spent a week in France wi

Going through my old things. Found a vial of Irish Holy Water. Standard Friday evening. So, this shit is legit! The question I'm asking you is: what do I do with it? I don't know much about holy water, so I'm clueless as to its properties and uses, but that's never stopped me before. Do I drink it? Pour it over one of my pet chickens? Perform a ritual? Swap it with my contact lens solution? I'd love a load of suggestions. And of course, I'll pick the best response (or the one everyone seems to agree on), and let you know what happens. You have until Tuesday, because then I'm off to the USA. Also if anyone comes up with a solution that succ