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Goddamn these Italians and their titty-shaped desserts. Ever since we hired an authentic Sicilian baker we've seen a 30% increase in titty confectionary. That's way too many sugartits in my workplace.
When I was a kid I haaaaated it when adults would try to be funny and charming but refused to stoop to our level as kids and speak to us directly, so they used outdated terminology and concepts thinking we'd like something they found hilarious fifty years ago and it's many kid's first experience with cringe.

I bring this up because I was reminded of this huge molasses flood that happened who cares where sometime in the horse and suspenders days and remembered this story told for modern kids from the perspective of a kid in that era about how absurd and comedic experiencing a molasses flood would be. Now we were a bunch of little kids in the early 90's we didn't know what the fuck molasses was that shit was for rich assholes and grandmas so the story just came up weird and cringy.

It turns out a bunch of people died in that flood in real life. The end.

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Roman Jones
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Hello.
I was born in South Candyland under the rule of Queen Frosting. I was raised in a strict Necronomic household by Nigerian parents who died in a freak child-rearing accident that left me alone and homeless at the tender age of thirty-four. After traveling Asia via balloon and sniping those FUCKING MONGOLIAN FUCKERS for ice cream money I started drawing cartoons about a homosexual super villain with a debilitating spinal disease.

I'm allergic to kiwi fruit.
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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel like you would enjoy this

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RomanJones Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
You're right XD
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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
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Pajunen Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2018
Thanks for the +fav

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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey do you have a Discord by any chance??
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I don't know what a discord is. I'll look it up.
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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohhh ok ok, it's just an like a free voice and text chat for gamers
basically a way to instant message people and it's way easier to send memes and drawings and stuff on there so i wasn't sure if you had an account XD
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derby80 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2018  Student
You had a birthday, and I missed it, because I rarely visit your actual page... One of the things about watching someone here, I guess.
Anyhow, a really belated happy birthday wish for ya!
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adaptupon Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2018  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames - Ukulele Cover www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Ou9r…
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Beginneratart Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
OH CRIPES I'M A DAY LATE, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
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