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Vik and I are playing Heavy Rain for the first time and are thinking up new taglines. Here they are:

Heavy Rain: We are French, decided to set the game in the US, and did zero research beyond 70's cop flicks. Why we didn't set it in France is a mystery. I mean DaVinci Code was in France and that shit was crazy popular don't tell me it's about localization.

Heavy Rain: Where people don't believe in umbrellas.

Heavy Rain: Where the women are men and the kids are all the same size regardless of age.

Heavy Rain: Where we've never been so happy to drown a prostitute.

Heavy Rain: Where all people have hive memory.

Heavy Rain: Where the killer doesn't know he's the killer until the last cutscene.

Heavy Rain: Agatha Christie's nightmare of lawsuits.

Heavy Rain: Recycling tropes that have been cringe worthy since the 1940's.

Heavy Rain: Where the one playable woman survives a violent date rape, is forced to give a lap dance at gun point, and offers voluntary sex to an acquaintance within the span of an hour.

Heavy Rain: Find a the skull of a murdered cop floating in acid? Nah, bro. Stolen cars are the important shit.

Heavy Rain: How many fucking mafias are in this tiny shithole town?

Heavy Rain: Glasses that can identify DNA ID from a footprint. No internet.

Heavy Rain: Glasses that can recognize a days old pollen trail in the air in the rain. Spanish Inquisition style police interrogations are totally legal.

Heavy Rain: Nobody likes a Lois Lane and nobody ever will. Please stop.

Heavy Rain: Where psychologists make their offices in church attics.

Heavy Rain: Where every five minutes you say "This game is weird."

More to come.
So our budgies had babies again. One of them is mentally handicapped. We didn't know that was possible. We named him Ralphie. He's great.
Bunny Meat: Ice Cream Tales #3: The Petes
Since I'm leaving this job I've had for the past two years as a barista in an ice cream shop, I thought I'd share some stories. It was in the middle of a tourism center in Prague, so all kinds of crazy people came there. More to come. 

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The one thing I will miss about this cafe job is getting to use the industrial juicer. It looks and runs like something out of Star Wars I just love that thing.
Politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
Vik and I are playing Heavy Rain for the first time and are thinking up new taglines. Here they are:

Heavy Rain: We are French, decided to set the game in the US, and did zero research beyond 70's cop flicks. Why we didn't set it in France is a mystery. I mean DaVinci Code was in France and that shit was crazy popular don't tell me it's about localization.

Heavy Rain: Where people don't believe in umbrellas.

Heavy Rain: Where the women are men and the kids are all the same size regardless of age.

Heavy Rain: Where we've never been so happy to drown a prostitute.

Heavy Rain: Where all people have hive memory.

Heavy Rain: Where the killer doesn't know he's the killer until the last cutscene.

Heavy Rain: Agatha Christie's nightmare of lawsuits.

Heavy Rain: Recycling tropes that have been cringe worthy since the 1940's.

Heavy Rain: Where the one playable woman survives a violent date rape, is forced to give a lap dance at gun point, and offers voluntary sex to an acquaintance within the span of an hour.

Heavy Rain: Find a the skull of a murdered cop floating in acid? Nah, bro. Stolen cars are the important shit.

Heavy Rain: How many fucking mafias are in this tiny shithole town?

Heavy Rain: Glasses that can identify DNA ID from a footprint. No internet.

Heavy Rain: Glasses that can recognize a days old pollen trail in the air in the rain. Spanish Inquisition style police interrogations are totally legal.

Heavy Rain: Nobody likes a Lois Lane and nobody ever will. Please stop.

Heavy Rain: Where psychologists make their offices in church attics.

Heavy Rain: Where every five minutes you say "This game is weird."

More to come.

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I was born in South Candyland under the rule of Queen Frosting. I was raised in a strict Necronomic household by Nigerian parents who died in a freak child-rearing accident that left me alone and homeless at the tender age of thirty-four. After traveling Asia via balloon and sniping those FUCKING MONGOLIAN FUCKERS for ice cream money I started drawing cartoons about a homosexual super villain with a debilitating spinal disease.

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Hallowedlady Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2018
Happy New Year!
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Hallowedlady Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2018
Hope you have a merry Christmas.
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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I feel like you would enjoy this

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RomanJones Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
You're right XD
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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
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Pajunen Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2018
Thanks for the +fav

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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey do you have a Discord by any chance??
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RomanJones Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I don't know what a discord is. I'll look it up.
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MrDataTheAwesome Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohhh ok ok, it's just an like a free voice and text chat for gamers
basically a way to instant message people and it's way easier to send memes and drawings and stuff on there so i wasn't sure if you had an account XD
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derby80 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2018  Student
You had a birthday, and I missed it, because I rarely visit your actual page... One of the things about watching someone here, I guess.
Anyhow, a really belated happy birthday wish for ya!
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