A while back, I announced that I'd do a "kiriban" or free pic for whoever the one millionth visitor to my page here was, but I reached that milestone at 8:40 AM, Central time, yesterday morning, and that millionth person, whoever they were, failed to come forward, so now nobody gets anything. To be fair, that announcement was in 2012 and I haven't mentioned it again in the ensuing seven years, so I didn't really expect anyone to remember.
Do people even do kiribans anymore? I haven't seen that term used in a long time.
I hit a million views quicker than I expected. When I made that announcement, I hadn't had this account very long, and b