No ONE cooks here and I mean no one or the miserably poor is all. The woman are all fat and don't cook and most never owned a dress much less wear one so I need to move to another country with real woman.
I go into an executive office and wait to go to lunch with the boss. The receptionist is about 20 years old and is talking in front of me on the phone to her husband or what-ever, saying she was going to cook short ribs of beef tonight with glazed sweet potatoes and french cut green beans with three-berry pie for dessert.
I wait until she's done and said so honestly and with admiration..."Wow..I'm so impressed that you can cook like that as hardly anyone has that skill set today."
She looks at me and smiles as she tells me how easy it is to cook........ because all you do is place the plastic bags in boiling water!! Come to find out they were having "Stouffers" prepared meals just like the old T.V. dinners were and there wasn't one bit of cooking skill in her. I couldn't begin to tell her that this wasn't cooking at all.
Your a good one for sure.