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If I Could Talk To My Motorcars
Parody by Rob S. Rice

If I could talk to my motorcars,
Oh, what happiness,
Finding out what's ailing my GT!
I could go chivvying my Chevies,
Take my Dart to levees,
Take a Toyota or two to tea!

If I could chat with my Cadillac,
Oh, the joy of it,
All the lovely things she'd say to me...
She'd tell me all the fuels she favored,
Oil brands she savored.
And what shade of coolant caused her glee...

I could fix squeaks
With just a bit of speaking,
And any leaks
I'd know of instantly.
Should there be shorts
Somewhere in my wiring,
I'd not be tiring-
Whoopee!

If I could share in a dialogue
With a Pontiac
Engage my Chrysler in swift repartee...
If I could talk to my motorcars,
Not balk with motorcars,
Chat around the clock with my motorcars...
And they could spill...
Yes spill...
Their guts...
To me!
A song for those wondering JUST WHY IT WON'T RUN!
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