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Which Alpha Female Troll Are You?
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Your result for The Ultimate Homestuck Character Test...
You are Vriska Serket
16% John, 35% Rose, 6% Dave, 32% Jade, 20% Karkat, 35% Aradia, 26% Tavros, 11% Sollux, 6% Nepeta, 35% Kanaya, 12% Terezi, 39% Vriska, 11% Equius, 35% Gamzee, 0% Eridan, 17% Feferi, 18% Roxy, 25% Jake, 28% Jane, 21% Dirk, 24% Meenah, 18% Aranea, 36% Kankri, 17% WV, 6% PM, 12% Cronus, 6% Spades-Slick, 17% Sn0wman, 11% Caliborn and 5% Calliope!
You're an adventurous and outgoing person with a great imagination and a go-getter attitude. But perhaps there's another side of you that you are hiding, because you think it's not right for you to be 'weak'. You're fun to be around (when you're not being an ass) and despite outward appearance, you do have a heart.
HAPPINESS IS REAL ONLY WHEN IT'S RISOTTO.
Lady Robic of House Serket, first of her name, Queen of the Keys, Warden of the Risotto, Lady Paramount of the Ships, Handmaid of Lady Vriska, Hand of the King in the North, member of the House of Black and White, Sister Crow, Gran Maestress in Shipping, Flag of the INFJ, sworn to Starks, bannerman of Boltons.
Night gathers, and now my watch begins.
It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children.
I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post.
I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls.
I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men.
I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
In the Game of Brothers you win also when you lose.
My life is a romantic comedy, minus the romance and just me laughing at my own jokes.
On my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know.
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
Shipping is literally so weird, like: we are in love with their love? I don’t fucking know man but it keeps me up at night.
Wen u goin fast, u gotta fast the fast fast to fast fast fast fast.-Lord Sanic
Short people are closer to the ground and closer to Satan.
I remember watching Jerry beat the shit out of Tom every day after kindergarten. However, I do not recall Jerry ever attempting to or actually fuck Tom.-Rygar, on WotW
Cause of Death: The way Jon remembers Robb - “With snowflakes melting in his auburn hair.”
…If anything befell you, I would go mad, Robb. You are all I have left. -Catelyn Stark & me
The gods are blind. And men see only what they wish. -Tyrion Lannister
There’s no justice in this world. Not unless we make it … Avenge them. - Littlefinger & me.
The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother’s milk. Darkness will make you strong. -Bloodraven
Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you. -Tyrion Lannister
He was who he was; Jon Snow, bastard and oathbreaker, motherless, friendless, and damned. -Jon Snow, about self-confidence.
Love’s not always wise, I’ve learned. It can lead us to great folly but we follow our hearts, wherever they take us. -Robb Stark, smashing my heart into smithereens
I'm an Italian Scorpio and I ship too much in every fandom I'm in.
As the passionate gal I am, I love a lot of things, like: risotto, keys, the number 8, drawing fanarts,shipping OTPs, drawing OTPs, Coldplay, Homestuck, the series Game of Thrones and Spartacus, Hetalia, anything related to Tarantino, Christoph Waltz, Richard Madden, Kit Harington, Iwan Rheon, Dan Feuerriegel, Naruto, cats, foxes, E.A.Poe, lilac, violets, dragonflies, hedgehogs, Final Fantasy, Okami and I'm sure I'm forgetting something.
Being the huge drama queen I am, there are also a lot of things I hate, like: storms, butterflies, Gwyneth Paltrow, fog, failure, any form of racism, rude people, bashers, moralists, having to stay under the sunlight, getting tanned, those who ask for gifts or points and I really can't stand germs and dust too. I also hate the haters so it's pretty obvious I hate myself, somehow. (??)
I was 0kay. Then I discovered Homestuck.
= Protectors and Confidants; "Author": Strong drive and enjoyment to help others. Complex personality, 1.5% of total population.
Your result for The Homestuck Trolls Personality Test...
8% ARADIA, 22% TAVROS, 15% SOLLUX, 27% KARKAT, 45% NEPETA, 0% KANAYA, 19% TEREZI, 60% VRISKA, 5% EQUIUS, 0% GAMZEE, 50% ERIDAN and 24% FEFERI!
Your name is VRISKA SERKET.
Your trolltag is arachnidsGrip and your st8ments tend to 8e just a little 8it overdramaaaaaaaatic.
Which FFX Protagonist Are You?
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I'm on Pesterchum! crystallineTroublemaker
Viserys' death: not a single fuck was given. (by King Flamingo)
^^^^^^^^ Me, consoling people.
^^^^^^^^ Everybody about me.
^^^^^^^^ Me, when I hear you talking 'bout risotto.
^^^^^^^^ Me, every single day of my life.
^^^^^^^^ Me, introducing myself.
^^^^^^^^ Me, whenever they tell me I'm a weird freak.
^^^^^^^^ Me, walking my way home.
^^^^^^^^ Me when you talk shit about my OTPs.
^^^^^^^^ Me, about the OTP.
^^^^^^^^ Me about the OTP being canon.
^^^^^^^^ Me about half the people I know.
^^^^^^^^ Everybody about me, again.