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Robert's Awesome Plan for World Peace by robertllynch Robert's Awesome Plan for World Peace by robertllynch
For those who can't read my shit handwriting:

Robert's Awesome Plan For World Peace

The reason people start wars is not over resources or ideology, but because of the psychological belief in the in-group/out-group dichotomy. The trick then is not to compromise through diplomacy, but to convince every person that all humanity is in the in-group by faking a new out-group.

Step One: Invent holograms. This may sound trivial but is key to the remaining steps.

Step Two: Stage a false-flag alien Invasion with giant ships over major cities that drop real atomic bombs and kill 1/3 of the world's population.

Step Three: Establish a rag-tag human resistance group using remnants of world armed forces; launch a last-ditch-effort all-out attack on the aliens.

Step Four: Obviously win the war against the fake aliens, but make one alien ship retreat into a wormhole, radio shouting that he's calling for backup and will return to finish the job later.

Step Five: Keep reminding everyone that the aliens will be back, and that we all have to work together to be ready for when they come back.

Step Six: Establish a one-world government while rebuilding the world with new cities. Be all Kumbaya and We Are The World.

Step Seven: World Peace!


Yes, I may have been a bit high when I wrote this. Feel free to download, print and share. For whatever reason I thought this was the most important paper ever written last night and it needed to be shared with the world.

Medium: Ballpoint pen and highlighters on office paper.
DiminutiveBust Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2012
So, Ozymandias' plot, but with holograms and badass resistance groups rather than genetics and superheros.
Shadowstar1224 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2012
Seems difficult.
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