Literature
Ballister as hercules, snapshots
Narrator: long ago in the faraway land of ancient greece, there was golden age of powerful gods and extordinary heroes. And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty ballister. But what is the measure of a true hero? Ah, that is what our story is-
Frankie: Will you listen to him? He's makin' the story sound like some greek tragedy.
Lagoona: Lighten up, dude.
Clawdeen: We'll take it from here, darling.
Narrator: you go girl
Clawdeen: We are the Muses. Goddeses of the arts and proclaimers of the heroes.
Lagoona: Heroes like Ballister!
Frankie: Honey, you mean "hunk-llister". Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him-
Clawdeen: Our story actually begins long before ballister, many eons ago..
Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
Frankie: It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped
Clawdeen: Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never
