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Wheatley Dumbwaiter Service

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Fact Core: "Steam locomotives generate around 6,000 horsepower, or 6 elephant power. Only steam powered servants should travel at 60 mph, as at these speeds the human brain will explode."

Wheatley: "Now, now I don't want to panic anyone but there might be a slight problem coming up with the track ahead being a little bit not there. ...it's okay, it's okay, I've got a plan!"

Adventure Core: "Well, why don't ya just leave it to me, Sir Richard Barnibus Linconsford the 4th! Why, there was this one time when I was adventuring through darkest Africa, my trusty pistol in one hand and a tiger on the other..."

Space Core: "Bored of trains now. Wanna ride a horse. Wanna ride a horse wanna ride a horse."


The APERTURE INSTITUTE OF NATURAL PHILOSOPHY uses the cutting edge principles of SCIENCE and INGENUITY to rid YOU, our dedicated customer, from the shocking indignities of modern living. We are PROUD to present our latest in Steam Powered Servitude Devices!

A small number of our clientele found issue with the superior level of efficiency, intelligence and occasional genocidal tendencies of our previous product, however, the WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SYSTEM exhibits NONE of the aforementioned traits!

The WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SYSTEM meets the qualities you enjoy daily in your inferior human servants: mild to generous ineptitude, complete ignorance of safety standards and a Lower Class accent with which to respond despondently to your berating remarks.

Buy one now and fire your existing house staff today!

Also in my Steampunk Portal themed series:
Steampunk Portal
The Gentlemanly Escort Cube
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ponetester-gallopHobbyist Digital Artist

Thomas got a rival.

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39489Hobbyist Interface Designer

i laphed so hard when i saw ur comment

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DarthLangdonStudent Digital Artist
*Not a train
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This is outstanding
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UnimpressedCatsHobbyist Digital Artist
[earrape version of Thomas The Tank Engine theme plays]
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That is an awesome train. Love the cyber/steampunk vibe you put into it.
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skrallhunterHobbyist Traditional Artist
No space core wants to be in space.
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Yes, but can it go to space?
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Someone: Wheatley you are a moron!
Chell: i like trains.
Someone: Oh nonoonono!
*Wheatley, Adventure, Space and fact core run over the guy with the train*
But srsly, This is a great drawing! Wheatley  Good Job! smile 
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Nice! 😆
Boviro1222's avatar
Literally a DUMBwaiter... :D
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URGHHHHHHH! i wish i could send you to android hell! Wait- I CAN! I CAN! HAHAHA- wait a second..One Ton Weight AH
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*grabs Wheatley and throws him into android hell*
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*Grabs him and shoves him into box and nails down so he cant escape*
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*Evil laughter*
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MrNickPhilipsHobbyist Artist
*police sirens* STAHP RIGHT DERE!
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KirbyFluttershyHobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this. XD
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Skylar the fox Core: TRAIIINZZZZZZZZ-Naruto Dancing 
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I like trains.
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SkylarClawProfessional Digital Artist
Wait what did you just say...

Skylar the Fox Core: WAIT,WHAT?
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JPRegal93Hobbyist Traditional Artist
All aboard the moron train!
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