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I am not sure if I did something incredibly stupid or something smart. See, the story goes this way, last sunday an old classmate of mine called me to come over to her house. She's married you see, and just recently aquired a house with her husband. I havent seen her for years and am excited to see her again so I said yes, I would love to go over this coming saturday. And thats when she came up with this killer line.

"marina, feel free to bring along your boyfriend" To which I laughingly said, I didnt have one.

And she said to me in an incredulous tone "You DONT have a boyfriend? You're twenty-bleeping years. You KNOW I dont believe you" I just chuckled and laughed and carefully avoided answering that ... ;)

I've always been a very happy go lucky person when it comes to relationships. If it comes it comes, and if it doesnt, then I wont go about moaning about why I dont have a guy. Whatever it s, I'm pretty much bochup (heck care in chinese) about it all.

But that comment kind of got me going, with my grandma commenting about her wanting grandkids *chuckles* and me mum wanting to matchmake me (HA!) So it got me thinking, that I should get me a non-date just to pose as my bf to get them all off my back a lil bit. Anyways, life is too short to be nervous and not try to find out the what-ifs. Anyways, its always a good thing to get to know more people in the friendship pool.

So I registered myself at a few dating personal sites (despo huh? hahaha) and waited. And I got some replies in my inbox, and I thought, oooh kewlies ... But unfortunately, there isnt anyone who are a. 10 years => my age or b. in the same country as me. Interestingly, I noted that most of the person who sent me a "virtual kiss"are from USA and above 40. Hmm .. wonder what the demographic entails...

Its almost saturday, the day when I would be meeting my ex classmate. With no one to show off. I guess I just might have to post an ad in the paper or stick it at the train station ad post.

"Female, Malay, 20+, slim and sarcastic, looking for a patient guy to be a one time poser bf,
must be confident and good at lying (coughs) I mean give a good impression. Preferably 25 and above. Please apply here"

You know, thats such a crazy idea ... it just might work ...





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And by the way, I'm KIDDING! *chuckles* I dont think I would put up a notice like that, I'm just too meek and demure and shy :P But anyways, I love my friends and my granma and mom :) And I do respect them and I know that they just want the best for me. I understand that. I just wish that it was easier for relationships. So many complications, heartaches ... but thats life ... about searching and learning. When it happens, it happens :]

*plays dream theater's looking through her eyes and chills*

So .. any one free this sat?
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murka666's avatar
Well, I haven't really venture out that far. After my NS when I get a job, I'll go on tour round the world, Lonely Planet style. Hehehehe, anyway I wouldn't mind befriending someone as described above. As for now, I just want to enjoy life. New Zealand would be a good start for the journey coz " emersed" is living there, so she's kinda cool to let me and my friends stay over at her place. You take care ok, live life to the max but don't forget your roots. :D

psssst...nanti kenalkan larr orang tuh....tak kisah rupa, cuma takot kawan u jer lari tgk my muka. :P
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quote : am looking for someone who is adventurous, like to go out, understanding, laughable(cracks jokes) yet very firm and serious in decisions. So I far I haven't met any

Hey .. I know of someone that fits the description...so how? *chuckles*

And yeah, one have to be really really thick skin about these kind of matters ... long term happiness always rules out anything else. Its hard to ignore those who are dear to you though, always want to make them happy and try to let them know our opinions without upsetting them ...

But here's to life ... *cheers* And thanks for the words :hugs:

Didnt know that you travelled alot though, where on earth have you stamp your boots at? I wanna know! :)
murka666's avatar
Well...it's a perplexing situation here. Maybe it's in our culture that the ideal age for us to get married is in our 20s. Luckily my parents are reasonable understanding. We don't want to commit to things that we are not ready for or don't want to do. I've been single for over 4 years and some girls who knew me were shocked to hear that? Anyway my suggestion would be just ignore it.Just say the time is not ripe yet. I'd rather marry a happy man than being chained down and be unhappy. After I my NS I'll going round the world backpacking to see people and other culture. It would be some time before I settle down.Anyway I am looking for someone who is adventurous, like to go out, understanding, laughable(cracks jokes) yet very firm and serious in decisions. So I far I haven't met any. :P

Janji hati baik tapi suka pergi rantau negeri orang lihat dunia. :D
rinaz's avatar
Aww ... Now you making me feel bad .. come ere and I give you some lovin'
rinaz's avatar
hmmm ... you know I dont think I'd enjoy cunninlingus as much as receiving it ... *chuckles* But I'll think about it ... HA! HA! :rofl:
s0ulofsin's avatar
Fuck that!

U have me! I can be ur lesbo lover. :D
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