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AJthePPGfan Featured By Owner May 21, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's easy to stop ladies from eating Tide Pods, but it's harder to deter gents.
Ruitherga Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xXMisery-BusinessXx Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I pray on Sundays. ...for the wicked, that is.
Fushigi-Okami Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Man goes to a planetarium and he hated every bit of it. He said there was too much space.
JosephineLithius Featured By Owner Edited Apr 3, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Okay so, there were these two guys in an insane asylum… and one night, they decide they don’t like living in an asylum any more – they decide they’re going to escape!
So they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light… stretching away to freedom.

Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem… but his friend didn’t dare make the leap.  See, he’s afraid of falling.  So then, the first guy has an idea…
He says, “Hey!  I have my flashlight with me… so I’ll shine it across the gap between the buildings.  You can walk along the beam and join me!”
But the second guy just shakes his head and he says, “What do you think I am?  Crazy?  You’ll just turn it off when I'm half way across!”
EvaSharpchan Featured By Owner Edited Apr 10, 2016
Are the Powerpunk Girls just messing with our beloved puffs?
No! They are NESSING with them! I failed, I literally failed.
Mach68 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017
:iconrimshotplz: :iconsaysplz: Ba dum tss. 
Argodeon Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Am I the only one who thinks that none of the jokes in the comments are funny? >:^|
TheDarkHandy Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2016
Though you also tried making a joke in the comments too.
Argodeon Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
I know, but religion is so funny to the point that I can't laugh anymore.
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