Totally had to do this for the characters of my book, Riesel Tales: Two Hunters. Behold: everyone's favorite loopy bounty hunter duo Runge and Ramy answer a questionnaire.
1. What is your name?
Runge: Runge Margavo. Are we done yet?
Ramy: Ramy Dusotes. Please pardon my partner's insanity.
2. Do you know why you were named that?
Runge: Because my dad was drunk and my mom went with it. Or something. Best guess.
Ramy: My parents never really told me. They never told me a lot of things, actually.
3. Are you single or taken?
Runge: Never single, never taken. Wink wink.
Ramy: Single, and it'll remain that way until I get off this nasty ball of towers and settle on a more civilized world.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Runge: I can down a bunch of ale and still pop somebody from the distance with a sniper rifle. I'm sturdy like that.
Ramy: Hand-to-hand combat and marksmanship. I can also do aerial combat pretty good. It's a necessity for a planet like this. As for powers...could sarcasm be considered a power?
Runge: The fact that I don't have women hanging all over me at every waking moment is an issue. Not wealthy enough, either.
Ramy: I get mad at Runge a lot. Or is that a reasonable reaction to constant immaturity?
6. What's your eye color?
7. How about hair color?
Ramy: Brownish with two tones. Kinda stripy looking. It's natural, too.
8. Have you have any family members?
Ramy: Next question.
9. Oh? How about pets?
Runge: Last one died when I was 7. It's probably still sitting on my old desk.
Ramy: Nope. And pet rocks don't count, Runge.
Runge: It was a little robotic rodent, thank you very much. Maybe I threw it against the wall too many times. I could never do that with live pets.
Ramy: Yeah, that'll do it.
10. Something you don't like.
Runge: Fat chicks, poverty, Ramy, weaponized plagues, and Ramy. I think all of those except poverty might be the same thing. I'm still debating on that.
Ramy: Stupidity, immaturity, rudeness, losing, and narcissists. Guess who.
11. Alright, alright, enough. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Runge: No, I'll say when it's ENOUGH. Uhhh...I like to visit bars, clubs, adult joints, and shoot thugs (in games and not-so-games).
Ramy: I like to read in my spare time. I also do a lot of social networking and some gaming. It takes my mind off the daily grind. Heh. Heh heh.
Runge: Ramy rhymed. Well-timed.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Runge: I don't think I can count that high. Same goes for the number of farts I give about it.
Ramy: Aside from the physical results of my actions as a bounty hunter, I try not to. I'm not fond of making unnecessary enemies.
13. Ever... killed anyone before?
Runge: Just about every week. As a bounty hunter working in a crime pit like Riesel, these things are a given. Dirt naps for everyone!
Ramy: Yes, but it's not something I enjoy. I'd rather bring them back alive. Usually pays more, too.
14. What kind of species are you (Human, Prototype, Hybrid, Animal, Werewolf, Witch, etc...)?
Runge: Sirukti. You know, the dingo people who eat babies. At least that's what the Humans joke about all the time. I never understood it. Stupid Humans. Stupid Human jokes. Stupid Ramy.
Ramy: Lonkapi. Humans say we resemble wolf people. I dunno how they get that connection. Earth wolves are hideous.
15. Name your worst habits?
Runge: None at all.
Ramy: Maybe I'm too sensitive. I get mad a lot. B-but I'm not a physical manifestation of anger. I can be nice! I like being nice! Just as long as people are nice to me.
16. Do you look up to anyone?
Runge: Only when my mirror is elevated.
Ramy: On this planet? Not really...although Sig might count. He's annoying, though.
17. Are you Gay, Straight, Bisexual, Pansexual, etc.?
Ramy: There's a guy for me out there somewhere, but it's nowhere near this planet. I guess you could say asexual for now.
18. Do you go to school?
Runge: At one point, yes. It sucked.
Ramy: Did some college.
19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Runge: And give up this life of wanton self-indulgence? You're joking, right?
Ramy: Too soon to say, but only after I can kiss the jerks on Riesel goodbye.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Runge: I dunno, but I have plenty of enemies. Jerks.
Ramy: I have a few admirers on the Internet. Does that count?
21. What are you most afraid of?
Runge: Being poor, which is why I work hard at my job.
Ramy: Being stuck on Riesel for the rest of my life, and being stuck with Runge.
Runge: You know you love it.
22. What do you usually wear?
Runge: A simple shirt, pants, combat belt, and giant grin.
Ramy: Usually a green tank top, camo pants, tactical belt, and army boots. I dunno, I just like it. Kinda standard for bounty hunters here, really.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Runge: You mean besides something intoxicating? Most snacky things that can be found at a bar.
Ramy: Oh man...give me a spicy burger any day.
24. Am I annoying you?
25. Well, it's still not over!
26. What class are you? Low class, middle class, high class?
Runge: Not as high as I'd like to be. Getting there, slowly but surely.
Ramy: Depends on who you're comparing me to.
27. How many friends do you have?
Ramy: A few on the Internet, a handful of which I know in real life. It's always nice to get together and do stuff.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
Runge: It's a complicated issue that I think the government needs to address.
Ramy: I love pie! Especially beskedar pie...which is basically like chocolate, I hear.
30. Favorite drink?
Runge: Alcohol. Any. Where's #29? I feel cheated.
Ramy: Usually fruit juice or soda. I also like coffee.
31. What's your favorite place?
Ramy: A place that isn't Riesel. I'll have to say Audonika since it's where I grew up. That planet has some good scenery.
32. Are you interested in anyone?
Runge: If she's hot, yes.
Ramy: No one yet.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Runge: What kind of question is that? And what happened to question 33?
Ramy: Ehhh...lake? And yeah, what happened to 33? 29 was missing, too. You could count 25 as a loss as well.
35. What's your type?
Runge: See #32.
Ramy: The non-macho type. Preferably one that possesses a brain.
36. Any fetishes?
Ramy: I'd rather not go there. Again, I apologize for Runge's insanity.
37. Camping or indoors?
Ramy: Probably camping. The base gets stuffy real easy.
38. Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Runge: I'm still wondering why it started.
Ramy: I didn't say I wanted it to.
39. Well, it's over! Now tag four people!
Runge: FINALLY. I'm gonna go nuke some noobs on a combat game.
Ramy: Wow, really? I think new questions are needed in memoriam of 25, 29 and 33. How heartless.
You, you, you, and YOU~
- Listening to: Radio
- Reading: My insane scribbles
- Watching: Society implode
- Playing: Starbound
- Eating: Milk
- Drinking: Granola bar