Alright, we need to talk,
you guys need to stop putting numbers in your usernames. Yes wolfluver45, we all know you love wolves, but that name has already been taken- it's time to move on, dude.
I mean, if you REALLY like numbers I won't force you to change your name, but come on, man. At least hear me out?
Can't think of an original name? just put an adjective and a noun together, chances are the result isn't taken
I.e: EmeraldSalmon, CinnamonSlumber, IrrigatedRevolution, etc
Too open ended? Try your favorite material and your occupation
GlassFireman, WoodenEcologist, PlasticPsychic, etc
Your favorite shape and animal?
SquareWalrus, TriangularHeron, DodecahedralWallaby
The list goes on!
Ok, what if you want a name unlike anyone else's?
just make up a word! It's not difficult, every word we have fallows a vowel-consonant relationship. For pour purposes you can just simplify it down to a connecting sound and a dependent sound (these are not the offical names but I'm, using them anyways.)
In order to make a syllable you have to combine the two, but the a connecting and dependent sound cannot touch in a syllable
for example: 'Chshe' is not pronounceable but 'Chesh' is
There are hundreds of each but here is a short list from each to get you started:
Connecting: A, E, I, O, U, Y, OO, OU, AE, EA, EE, IE, and EI
(these are the letters, not the accompanying sounds)
Dependent: (Any consonant can work, except for q, so I'll be sticking to non-consonant sounds) PH, TH, CH, SH, BL, KN, GN (as well as any consonant, except q, followed by and 'R' except for 'R')
Now you just need a way to combine them, you can figure out how to do that yourself or just follow one of these guidelines:
ABA, BAB, BABA, ABBA, BABBAB, BAAB, BABAB
each 'A' represents a connecting sound and each 'B' represents a dependent sound. There are plenty of ways to go about making a pronounceable name, but these are examples of ways to ALWAYS get a pronounceable name no matter how you far you go with it for instance:
Zeitum (BABA), Shoomchab (BABBAB), Urbak (ABAB), and Aephyee (ABBA)
(Sidenote, if you're feeling especially uncreative you can just use any of the usernames I've listed here, none of them are taken currently, not even wolfluver45)
So what's the moral of the story? There isn't one. But I hope you learned something anyways.