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Hello, 911?

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i have no appropriate words to express.

(HEY. IF YOU USE THIS, ASK ME FIRST. I'M SERIOUS. I WILL CUT OFF YOUR NARDS.)

edit: okay, it hasn't even been 24 hours and my jaw has been dragging along the floor from all the views. i would politely go and post "thanks for the fave" on all your guys's profiles, but then i think my computer would get mad at me and purposely shut down to make way for the silent treatment. thanks, by the way <3 i'm starting to think i should do this more often

edit II: holy crap on a spatula, i made it to the fourth page :O thats new. usually my stuff is on like, the billionth page hahah

edit III: there are approximately 11,000 views as of this moment. I seem to have misplaced my jaw somewhere. Its dropped so far down that i think it's met Earth's molten core already. good thing i gotta spare! (booyah beotchesss)

edit III: ...the views somehow jumped 44,000 overnight. it's like the views fairy accidentally dumped all her fairy dust on this picture. i've already gone through my 4 spare jaws in the last 5 minutes, so let's just say i'm "unhinged" at the moment. toodley doos, my kung fu poos! (that made sense.)

edit IV: okay, the views are over 67,000 and i'm like, "seriously guys, go away"...naw i'm kidding, i love you! <3 (unicorns on see saws--NO MEDS--fru buu deh doo dee doo [heh heh.."doodee"..i ish mature yahh])

edit V: *burp*

edit VI: just found out my picture's been used to lecture people on starting loans. my life is now complete.
Image details
Image size
2002x1672px 1.54 MB
Make
NIKON
Model
COOLPIX S3000
Shutter Speed
10/25 second
Aperture
F/3.5
Focal Length
6 mm
ISO Speed
800
Date Taken
Nov 30, 1999, 12:00:00 AM
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ITS-SLIIIIME-TIIIIME's avatar
i think i can see the far left finger's spirit
Abnormalion's avatar
oh. OH. OHHHHHH. WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Crowdakk's avatar
Haha..ha... I can't draw that..
My finger is messed up.  The top part got cut off :/ (In 2015.. That year sucked )
joycon's avatar
do you even know where i live to cut my hands if i use this?
hetaliagirl109's avatar
umm you dont cut your finger off they bent their finger and drew blood on it
Crowdakk's avatar
Actually, they colored the top black and drew the blood under that. It's a cool effect!
Daphne-Brown's avatar
Dark but hilarious
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Kuroshirota3211's avatar
Jesus Christ, fingers can be cannibals too?! 
I hope my fingers ain't! 
unusuariomasxD's avatar
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h-how did you do that
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Tiny8754's avatar
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I REMEMBER THIS LOL!Love :happybounce: Hug 
randompasserbyer's avatar
lmao How did this go so viral? XD It's so brilliant! I'm glad it did!
Anartsia's avatar
I have no words for this. :0.
:'D
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dave1331's avatar
i love this so much!
FriendRain's avatar
Oh that is brilliant, I laughed at that.
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