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Hello, 911? by reztips Hello, 911? by reztips
i have no appropriate words to express.

(HEY. IF YOU USE THIS, ASK ME FIRST. I'M SERIOUS. I WILL CUT OFF YOUR NARDS.)

edit: okay, it hasn't even been 24 hours and my jaw has been dragging along the floor from all the views. i would politely go and post "thanks for the fave" on all your guys's profiles, but then i think my computer would get mad at me and purposely shut down to make way for the silent treatment. thanks, by the way <3 i'm starting to think i should do this more often

edit II: holy crap on a spatula, i made it to the fourth page :O thats new. usually my stuff is on like, the billionth page hahah

edit III: there are approximately 11,000 views as of this moment. I seem to have misplaced my jaw somewhere. Its dropped so far down that i think it's met Earth's molten core already. good thing i gotta spare! (booyah beotchesss)

edit III: ...the views somehow jumped 44,000 overnight. it's like the views fairy accidentally dumped all her fairy dust on this picture. i've already gone through my 4 spare jaws in the last 5 minutes, so let's just say i'm "unhinged" at the moment. toodley doos, my kung fu poos! (that made sense.)

edit IV: okay, the views are over 67,000 and i'm like, "seriously guys, go away"...naw i'm kidding, i love you! <3 (unicorns on see saws--NO MEDS--fru buu deh doo dee doo [heh heh.."doodee"..i ish mature yahh])

edit V: *burp*

edit VI: just found out my picture's been used to lecture people on starting loans. my life is now complete.
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:iconabnormalion:
Abnormalion Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
oh. OH. OHHHHHH. WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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:iconpinkdiamondfox:
PinkDiamondFox Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student General Artist
Haha..ha... I can't draw that..
My finger is messed up.  The top part got cut off :/ (In 2015.. That year sucked )
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:iconthe0nlygh0st:
The0nlyGH0ST Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2018
TWO FINGUH
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:iconblackjaydraws:
BlackJayDraws Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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:iconjoycon:
joycon Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2018  New Deviant
do you even know where i live to cut my hands if i use this?
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:iconhetaliagirl109:
hetaliagirl109 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2018  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
umm you dont cut your finger off they bent their finger and drew blood on it
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:iconpinkdiamondfox:
PinkDiamondFox Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Student General Artist
Actually, they colored the top black and drew the blood under that. It's a cool effect!
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:icondaphne-brown:
Daphne-Brown Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Dark but hilarious
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:iconxmutant-wolfx:
xMutant-Wolfx Featured By Owner May 26, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is so cute
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:iconkuroshirota3211:
Kuroshirota3211 Featured By Owner May 24, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Jesus Christ, fingers can be cannibals too?! 
I hope my fingers ain't! 
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:iconunusuariomasxd:
unusuariomasxD Featured By Owner May 19, 2018
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJJSAJSAJAJIÑfeasJ aioegH G8eoa 5v
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:iconmaxtime89:
maxtime89 Featured By Owner May 15, 2018
h-how did you do that
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:iconthe-pokemon-crazy:
The-pokemon-crazy Featured By Owner May 7, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Cannibalizim XD
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:iconsansthedestroyer2203:
sansthedestroyer2203 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Thats so cool.
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:iconderpigaile:
DERPigaile Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HOLY F-
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:icontiny8754:
Tiny8754 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I REMEMBER THIS LOL!Love :happybounce: Hug 
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:iconrandompasserbyer:
randompasserbyer Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
lmao How did this go so viral? XD It's so brilliant! I'm glad it did!
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:iconanartsia:
Anartsia Featured By Owner Edited Mar 24, 2018  Student General Artist
I have no words for this. :0.
:'D
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:iconrandompasserbyer:
randompasserbyer Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
I'm confused??? XD
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:icondarkcreatoroffical:
DarkcreatorOffical Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
RIP Finger
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:iconhuge-fangirl:
HUGE-FANGIRL Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Masterpeice.
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:icondave1331:
dave1331 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i love this so much!
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:iconfriendrain:
FriendRain Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2018  Professional General Artist
Oh that is brilliant, I laughed at that.
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:iconsupermariosuperstarr:
Where's mr Thumb?
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:iconawkward-doggo:
Awkward-Doggo Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵏⁿᵒʷ...
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:iconsparkling-bunnies:
Sparkling-Bunnies Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
he was the first victim, before miss pointer finger and is now dead 
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:iconnintend0wnx:
nintend0wnX Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2017
:) (Smile) 
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:iconmistermanguyofstuff:
MisterManGuyOfStuff Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2017
The world needs more people like you. (Not the cannibals, but the artists.)
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:iconwillabeastwrestler:
WillabeastWrestler Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is frick fracking fabulous 
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:iconmymydraws3:
MyMyDraws3 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Student General Artist
Im Gonna Do This
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:icontemmie164:
Temmie164 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SAME!!!!!!!!
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:iconmymydraws3:
MyMyDraws3 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2017  Student General Artist
XD
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:icongeorgiathebudgie24:
GeorgiaTheBudgie24 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2017  Student General Artist
That is so amazing! Best thing I’ve seen all day. :)

How did you come up with such a creative idea?!
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:iconpixelmagics:
pixelmagics Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2017  Student Artist
i love this kind of art, also cannibalism!
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:iconthe-chosen-juan:
The-Chosen-Juan Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2017
HAH!
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:iconpokeytale:
PokeyTale Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2017  Student Artist
Lol
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:icondoctorwithaspoon:
Doctorwithaspoon Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
This is awesome.
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:icondlambeaut:
dlambeaut Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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:iconicedancer79:
Icedancer79 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2017
hehehe awesome
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:icondevilantrat:
DevilAntRat Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2017  Student General Artist
OMG the reflection on the prints despite the blackpaint! it looks like there's a soul coming out of the finger!!

MOst genius use of light I've ever seen in a photograph!
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:iconajayawesome:
AjayAwesome Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome, keep up the good work!Clap 
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:iconmenslady125:
menslady125 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
:XD:
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:iconscourgeclaw99:
scourgeclaw99 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I do this at school all the time
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:iconeldercastle:
Eldercastle Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017  Student General Artist
thats amazing lol
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:iconnicotakespics:
nicotakespics Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
GENIUS
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:icongreninjaas:
GreninjaAs Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017
Where's the thumb? dun Dun DUHHHH!
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:iconheartequalsart:
HeartEqualsArt Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
OMG I LOVE DIS
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:iconegnarts-orev:
Egnarts-Orev Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
adorable
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:icondeftones43079:
deftones43079 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017
I can't believe I didn't see this sooner.. 

lol


Love it.. 
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:iconmv2014g:
mv2014G Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
LMFAO
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March 17, 2012
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NIKON
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COOLPIX S3000
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Date Taken
Nov 30, 1999, 12:00:00 AM
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