I would panic and jump out of bed and run to my boyfriend saying there is a spider in the bed or if he is in bed jump out and dance in the room and be like babe there is a spider and he would be like uggg and get up and scoop him up and take him outside. Thats what would happen to me lol i dont mind but he would be too close for comfort.
i designate my will and scream for my cat luna unless it looks poisonous which then i will pace for like 30 minutes trying to figure out what to do before getting a) the vacuum or b) a show and crying and whispering soft lies before i kill it
Euhm, depends on size, how I'm feeling and how fast it is xD
Sometimes I remove them out, sometimes if they're really big I call someone, but they kill them. And if they climb on top of me I freak and smak 'em. One time when I wanted to pick something up from the ground in the garden there was this big spider suddenly crawling out of a hole in the wall towards my hand. That time I ran so hard xD
One time I was playing smash bros in the dark and a spider crawled right next to my face on my pillow. My soul left my body. I held in my screaming since my mother was already asleep and I proceeded to totally freak out calmly and murder it lol. But if my mom is not sleeping I usually scream for her assistance.
You can feel that thing leave and try and save itself - r.i.p host/body.
RIGHT same, same, i have probably lost so many years off my life the moment i feel weird tickling on my hand and you see this bug on it and i screech.
This actually happened once, my friend decided to play a prank on me and said i had this huge spider on my head and I just froze with so much fear and i made this like this inhuman noise that was my existence coming to an end but they were like 'omg no its ok mera no i was kidding' i fell to my knees and just started sobbing in relief like im sorry but no
LOL so accurate. Soul be like uh nope later host/body you're on your own lol
Right XD "she would have lived many more years if it was not for those darn spiders" And then after the tickling feeling then you notice like every little tickle and think it's a bug lol The exhaustion.
Ahhhh you poor thing lol. Like why friend?why have you betrayed me trust XD I've had a spider hanging from it's webby string get on me when I walked through my willow tree dangling things. The webby string was like in my hair and the spider was in front of my face. I just really wanted to know why does this keep happening to me./cry
but legit this explains how someone can die of fright. Solving mysteries like its no soul's buisness
That is going on my grave ngl or at least be inside the speech cause one day i will no longer be able to outrun spiders and my life will end. that or as a bad cop sitcom and im like bam bam come at me //gets shot from behind.
IKR!you just can't risk it though like you try to ignore it 'oh its a string its fine its nothing its nothing' but you obsesively look anyway and its like 100% more terrifying when you cant find the 'string' that was bugging you. ;_; im surprised im still friends with them and i didnt hit them like are you serious, when was this ever necessary? spiders are not jokes look at australia.
ITS OK, WE MUST OUT LIVE THE SPIDERS! Although thats impossible since one spider dies '5000xthe circumference of the sun' replaces it.
I either let them just crawl around (after poking them to go in a direction away from me) or I catch them and put them outside. If it's a spider species that I've never seen before, I will catch it and keep it in a container until my husband can look at it. He keeps tarantulas and is very interested in spiders, so he can usually identify them for me. I like to know what sort of creatures are wandering around my house!
I've seen some cute spider pictures too and I quite like them but I don't know why I can't deal with them when they appear in the flesh, in front of my eyes ;___; That is if spiders have flesh... derp X'D
I have a fly swatter sitting next to me that I use to bap spiders. And a box of tissues for smaller ones. I live in a house but work on the floor with my laptop in a basement so I end up having at least 3 spiders crawling next to me on any given day. *Not counting tiny ones* and so I'm always prepared to kill. If it's hard for me to reach or scares the hell out of me I get Yanguchitzure to kill it for me > v >
Or if I put them in empty cups I try to get her to throw them outside. Especially if they are pill bug hunter spiders. Those spiders cannot be killed with tissues or a fly swatter. They need sandals and all your body weight, plus grinding motions and with luck it will be mostly dead.
Sadly my computer hates youtube and most google related stuff so I can't view the video on my laptop ;v; IDK why, gotta get it fixed later haha X'D
And Yang omg, she's amazing XD I don't know if any of my RL friends would have the nerves to help me out in a spider invasion situation ;v; And I didn't know about pill bug hunter spider fffffffffffff as if the thumbnail sized ones aren't bad already ;___; I hate it when people grind their foot on spiders aaargh Dx
I try to catch them if I can and then release them outside. x3 Onxe though, I was sleeping with my cat, and in the middle of the night I heard this scratching sound and woke up, and I saw that right above my face sitting on the wall was a spider (the wall was slanted over my bed. It was an odd house). My cat was grabbing at it, I got up, and just as I did the spider landed where my face was. My cat then jumped on it and ate it. xD
Yeah. xD I've seen my cats hunt all sorts of bugs and spiders, especially since we moved. Our new house has a a lot of bugs and spiders. xD I'm a bit worried about my one outdoor cat though. I'm worried she'll encounter a recluse or something and get hurt. She has Feline AIDs so her immune system is compromised.
Omfg! This just happened to me the other day xD I was comfortably sleeping in my bed when I woke up to see I HUGE freaking daddy long leg right next to me! I just literally FREAKED, jumpimg out of my bed quickly dashing out of the room! And, since I dont live with my parents anymore, I couldnt get anyone for help! So I decided to sleep out of my room until I see where that daddy long leg went and OMG I am still sleeping out of my room because i STILL cant find him xDD AHAHA! Yes, I literally fear spiders that much I dont care if they are not poisonous ;_; I refuse to go near it... and once I find it, I get my neighbor to kill it because, like I said before, I refuse to go near it xDD