I asked my fried and he also said the first one. Why? Becauses he's sexually frustrated. Nobody wants him so the tree might. (I then said I was the tree and I didn't approve him. Now I'm tree-Senpai and he does everything to please me.) I need new, normal, friends but if I had normal friends, life wouldn't be interesting XD
Jesus Christ, Craigy XD Damn I would love to meet your friends some day XD You know, just be the third person off the the side to watch the mayhem unfold with whatever you guys do XP All of my friends are somewhat normal, one of them is a huge anime lover but that's nothing compared to THAT LOL
No. run rey. Run. Before they get you, once they get you you can't go back!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Haha that's not even the worst of it XD a couple weeks ago I didn't want to go to church so my friend dragged me to church. Literally, DRAGGED ME. then half an hour before the end of church, he threw me out the window. The window was open so he grapped me and threw me out. (He's a wrestler and a senior in high school so he's a pretty bulky dude) Why? Cause I was wearing pajamas. Not my fault he wouldn't let me get dressed >:/ i gift really bad injuries too! My elbow got scraped badly to the point it almost bled! And then me friend wouldn't kiss it better. What a jerk XD You really think so!? I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF BEING A TREE! THANK YOU REY I AM NIW GOING TO BECOME THE TREE I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE and when people come around, I will tap on their shoulders so they turn around to see nobody, then it would drop my apples on them and ask "how 'bout dem apples?" :'D
First i have NO DIGINITY. My life it's dick jokes and embarrassing myself in front of everyone talent show? How bout me screeching in front of everyone till their ears bleed (I have yet to do this, I'm excited to do at the end of the year at my school) i have worn my underwear on the outside for a whole day at school (even tho the councler made me take them off a couple times, I put them back on) i have crawled under the tables in my science class, and would come up screaming "I'm a worm!" And I desperately find everyday possible of embarrassing my friends, who embarrass me back (I tend to scream "*friends name* WATCHED FURRY PORN!" Often) i also let the girls in my class do my make up sooo I could easily do the first one. I would be hesitant, but I could do it XD
First, because I would hopefully never see any of them again, and also it could be like 5 seconds (there being to time limit~ ohoho) but if a flock of birds were pooping on my for three days more than a hundred people would see that and laugh I would think.