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52%
27 deviants said Get followed by birds that will only poo on you for 3 days
48%
25 deviants said Hump a tree with hundreds of people watching

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AkumaNoAka Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist
I will wear a raincoat all day against those birds !!!

Btw. WHERE DO YOU GOT THESE IDEAS
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Craigy-Deer Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I asked my fried and he also said the first one. 
Why? 
Becauses he's sexually frustrated. Nobody wants him so the tree might. (I then said I was the tree and I didn't approve him. Now I'm tree-Senpai and he does everything to please me.) I need new, normal, friends
but if I had normal friends, life wouldn't be interesting XD
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Reyniki Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Jesus Christ, Craigy XD Damn I would love to meet your friends some day XD You know, just be the third person off the the side to watch the mayhem unfold with whatever you guys do XP
All of my friends are somewhat normal, one of them is a huge anime lover but that's nothing compared to THAT LOL

Craigy, you would be an awesome tree trust me ;D
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Craigy-Deer Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No. run rey. Run. Before they get you, once they get you you can't go back!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

Haha that's not even the worst of it XD a couple weeks ago I didn't want to go to church so my friend dragged me to church. Literally, DRAGGED ME. 
then half an hour before the end of church, he threw me out the window. The window was open so he grapped me and threw me out. (He's a wrestler and a senior in high school so he's a pretty bulky dude) Why? Cause I was wearing pajamas. Not my fault he wouldn't let me get dressed >:/ 
i gift really bad injuries too! My elbow got scraped badly to the point it almost bled! And then me friend wouldn't kiss it better. What a jerk 
XD
You really think so!? I CAN FINALLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF BEING A TREE! THANK YOU REY I AM NIW GOING TO BECOME THE TREE I WAS SUPPOSE TO BE 
and when people come around, I will tap on their shoulders so they turn around to see nobody, then it would drop my apples on them and ask "how 'bout dem apples?" :'D
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Krieger-n Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm rather prideful….
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Reyniki Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
FOOL PROOF PLAN OMG
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Comet-117 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
AWW YEAH B)
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Craigy-Deer Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
First :) 
i have NO DIGINITY. 
My life it's dick jokes and embarrassing myself in front of everyone 
talent show? How bout me screeching in front of everyone till their ears bleed (I have yet to do this, I'm excited to do at the end of the year at my school) 
i have worn my underwear on the outside for a whole day at school (even tho the councler made me take them off a couple times, I put them back on) 
i have crawled under the tables in my science class, and would come up screaming "I'm a worm!" 
And I desperately find everyday possible of embarrassing my friends, who embarrass me back (I tend to scream "*friends name* WATCHED FURRY PORN!" Often) 
i also let the girls in my class do my make up sooo 
I could easily do the first one. I would be hesitant, but I could do it XD
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WolfOfTheAlphakings Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student General Artist
YOU ARE OFFICIALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER!
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Riazey Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
First, because I would hopefully never see any of them again, and also it could be like 5 seconds (there being to time limit~ ohoho) but if a flock of birds were pooping on my for three days more than a hundred people would see that and laugh I would think.
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KurosuAi Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Second. I wouldn't want to be put on youtube for humping a tree in front of that many people. xD
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NerotheOkami Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would definetly hump the tree...its cleaner xD
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Reyniki Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
HUMP THE TREE NERO
BE A MAN
XDDDD
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NerotheOkami Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha! Sure Ill be!
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Lullivy Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
Seccooond
I dont wanna hump ANYTHING!
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Reyniki Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Good luck washing off all that poo XD
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Lullivy Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
I shall wear a rain jacket a hate wet pants rain boots and gloves at all times!
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Reyniki Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I post too many serious polls. Time for something utterly ridiculous 8D
Those birds will follow you everywheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
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