Existential Terror and Breakfast 9 [preview]

Malcolm Steadman will dial the suicide hotline in 69 days.

Right now, Malcolm Steadman is shaving. He will cut himself later, so there is that to look forward to. This is not the time or place where he will have an existential crisis. Malcolm will not deal with the ineffable struggles of being conscious nor will he experience a debilitating sense of ominous dread that will stick with him for the rest of the day...Well, at least not yet. This panic attack will happen later, while he interviews for a job.READ MORE AT REVFITZ.COM!!!<---  

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