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Mr. square Issue '234' by RevFitz, visual art

Artist // Professional // Literature
  • Nov 22
  • United States
  • Deviant for 12 years
  • revfitz.com
  • He / Him
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Favourite Movies
A Boy and His Dog and Bubba Ho-Tep
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Devil Makes Three, Johnny Cash, Flogging Molly, Gorillaz, Tool, and gloriously Dr. Steel
Favourite Writers
Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adams, Scott McCloud, Chuck Palahnuik, Alan Moore
Favourite Games
Escape Velocity Nova, Halo, Portal
Other Interests
Drawing, High Voltages

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Grah Grah Grah Grah! Your salamander pants are in the conservatory.... OF DAMNATION! You will need a ticket to pick them up.

The previous message was not verified by Dr. Humanzee and thereby is not considered scientific evidence by the biological banzai contoruim.

REEEEEGA REEEGA RREEEE your pudding is full of cephalopods. You told me you had 30 Painites but you didn't! Your carnivorous heliospheres couldn't even transmography one Okapai! Are you even a Doctor???

Did you watch Dr. Who Flux?


It was mostly incoherent and literally ended with the Doctor throwing the plot climax device into a garbage chute, but zany enough to be worth seeing I guess.

Have you ever been sitting on the side of the road changing a tire when a cop pulls up next to you and says you are under arrest but before you can say anything he starts vomiting spiders everywhere while chasing you around your car but then another cop shows up and tells you to stop but he is really the entire roman empire hiding under a trench coat when you notice that all of the trains on earth are running late because every businessman is looking at their watch while screaming "fried butternut squash" over and over as their ties suddenly become sentient but only ask everyone how the weather is in west London? Have you?

TLDR?: "have you ever been British and made eye contact?" No. But I have once tried to explain the entire history of carbon to someone who had never considered that Alpacas were fourth dimensional. Shame.

SHAME. An alpaca once told me you can't make an omelette without breaking a few atoms. That alpaca is now the top recording artist in Liechtenstein. Dreams can come true. They can also catch you on fire.