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Don't Check the Locks. Don't Look at the Door. by RevFitz, literature

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Artist // Professional // Literature
  • Nov 22
  • United States
  • Deviant for 14 years
  • He / Him
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Favourite Movies
A Boy and His Dog and Bubba Ho-Tep
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Devil Makes Three, Johnny Cash, Flogging Molly, Gorillaz, Tool, and gloriously Dr. Steel
Favourite Writers
Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adams, Scott McCloud, Chuck Palahnuik, Alan Moore
Favourite Games
Escape Velocity Nova, Halo, Portal
Other Interests
Drawing, High Voltages

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If you were a supervillain how many ducks could you fit inside of your transdimensional velcro wallet?

Your uncle used to call himself Alfalfa Mars. He'd dance into coffee shops with his tweed top hats yelling "I'm Alfalfa Mars and my socks are always on fire!" He'd always get 10% off his septuple shot expresso's that way.

If you had a super power where your eyeballs could turn into bees, would your hero name be Scooter McBoots?

You're lucky judo masters don't come for your legs

You ever get a song stuck in your head and think, God damn there must be vampires in the back yard again

William H Macy has been living in your closet for 3 weeks now and the whole time he has been in there he has making a sculpture from chewed bubblegum that was all chewed by Christopher Walken. The sculpture is a miniature yet life-sized Paul Winchell head that only wishes you terrible joy.

William H Macy has asked that I stop telling people that he is in their closet. He has also asked if you could leave crackers by the door. That is all.