Have you ever been sitting on the side of the road changing a tire when a cop pulls up next to you and says you are under arrest but before you can say anything he starts vomiting spiders everywhere while chasing you around your car but then another cop shows up and tells you to stop but he is really the entire roman empire hiding under a trench coat when you notice that all of the trains on earth are running late because every businessman is looking at their watch while screaming "fried butternut squash" over and over as their ties suddenly become sentient but only ask everyone how the weather is in west London? Have you?
TLDR?: "have you ever been British and made eye contact?" No. But I have once tried to explain the entire history of carbon to someone who had never considered that Alpacas were fourth dimensional. Shame.
SHAME. An alpaca once told me you can't make an omelette without breaking a few atoms. That alpaca is now the top recording artist in Liechtenstein. Dreams can come true. They can also catch you on fire.
Have you ever wondered how many pants you could fit on your head, so you just keep piling pants on your head until you are buried under a mountain of pants while screaming "help me! Home foreclosures are too high in my area!"