RevFitz's avatar

RevFitz

Look behind you!
144 Watchers
34.3K
Page Views
532 Deviations

Don't Check the Locks. Don't Look at the Door. by RevFitz, literature

Existential Terror and Breakfast: Tour by RevFitz, literature

See all
PheenixGryphon
Helpless-Lemon
ravispc
Pheenixorphan
kardeck-playingcards
GhostlyDarumon
Graber
Chobek
NotavailablercNarc
CoffeeVulture
trivialtales
AugKim
Euderion
CianYo
wanbao
blitzcadet
JRXTIN
bbrunomoraes
yuumei
vnm51
sergeo-art
marijeberting
Lysol-Jones
shoomlah
HorrorShortStories
BobKehl
KaijuSamurai

Deviation Spotlight

Mr. square Issue '234' by RevFitz, visual art

Artist // Professional // Literature
  • Nov 22
  • United States
  • Deviant for 11 years
  • revfitz.com
  • He / Him
Badges
Delicious Cake: My, that's a delicious cake (1)Delicious Cake: My, that's a delicious cake (1)Delicious Cake: My, that's a delicious cake (1)
Super Albino: Llamas are awesome! (259)

Comments 399

Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In

Have you ever been sitting on the side of the road changing a tire when a cop pulls up next to you and says you are under arrest but before you can say anything he starts vomiting spiders everywhere while chasing you around your car but then another cop shows up and tells you to stop but he is really the entire roman empire hiding under a trench coat when you notice that all of the trains on earth are running late because every businessman is looking at their watch while screaming "fried butternut squash" over and over as their ties suddenly become sentient but only ask everyone how the weather is in west London? Have you?

TLDR?: "have you ever been British and made eye contact?" No. But I have once tried to explain the entire history of carbon to someone who had never considered that Alpacas were fourth dimensional. Shame.

SHAME. An alpaca once told me you can't make an omelette without breaking a few atoms. That alpaca is now the top recording artist in Liechtenstein. Dreams can come true. They can also catch you on fire.

Have you ever wondered how many pants you could fit on your head, so you just keep piling pants on your head until you are buried under a mountain of pants while screaming "help me! Home foreclosures are too high in my area!"

Dummy Thanks for faving

Night Fuel by leothefox  
Of course, you have awesome work :D
Happy Birthday.