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Angular by RetSamys Angular :iconretsamys:RetSamys 6 3 The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog by RetSamys The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog :iconretsamys:RetSamys 4 0 Moth by RetSamys Moth :iconretsamys:RetSamys 3 0 German Carl by RetSamys German Carl :iconretsamys:RetSamys 2 3 Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vows! by RetSamys Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vows! :iconretsamys:RetSamys 4 0 Sadness and sleep by RetSamys Sadness and sleep :iconretsamys:RetSamys 7 2 @purrletariat by RetSamys @purrletariat :iconretsamys:RetSamys 5 0 Broom Problems by RetSamys Broom Problems :iconretsamys:RetSamys 11 6 Wind in the field by RetSamys Wind in the field :iconretsamys:RetSamys 46 18 Koi by RetSamys Koi :iconretsamys:RetSamys 7 4 Sitting and drawing by RetSamys Sitting and drawing :iconretsamys:RetSamys 5 4 Carl junior by RetSamys Carl junior :iconretsamys:RetSamys 4 0 'His name is Carl' by RetSamys 'His name is Carl' :iconretsamys:RetSamys 7 0 Samurai Carl by RetSamys Samurai Carl :iconretsamys:RetSamys 6 0 The Carls Are Coming (AART template) by RetSamys The Carls Are Coming (AART template) :iconretsamys:RetSamys 2 0 Dragonfly by RetSamys Dragonfly :iconretsamys:RetSamys 36 8

This is supposed to look random, to confuse people.

Random Favourites

Gaze by clonerh Gaze :iconclonerh:clonerh 987 22 Lackadaisy Acting by tracyjb Lackadaisy Acting :icontracyjb:tracyjb 6,160 482 paper boat by starryjohn paper boat :iconstarryjohn:starryjohn 53 13
Literature
Rasant!
Ja, all die Raser liebe ich
Sie arbeiten doch gut für mich.
Erst letzten Samstag in der Nacht
Ist Toby vor ’nen Baum gekracht.
Er ist noch mal davon gekommen
Stattdessen habe ich genommen,
Was seine Freundin ist gewesen
Und nun im Grabe kann verwesen.
Ja, all die Raser liebe ich
Sie arbeiten doch gut für mich.
Auch Holger, der ist ungelogen
Mit hundert durch den Ort geflogen.
Zwei Kinder hat er dort erlegt,
und keines hat es überlebt.
Die zarten Körper, jung und rein,
Zermatscht in Särgen, weiß und klein.
Ja, all die Raser liebe ich
Sie arbeiten doch gut für mich.
In dem Moment mit viel Elan
Ist Markus viel zu schnell gefahr'n
Mit Schmackes überschlägt er sich
Oh ja, das ist ein Fest für mich.
Der Schaltknüppel in seiner Stirn,
Püriert jetzt grad' sein ganzes Hirn.
Er kommt zu mir ganz ohne Not,
Ich grinse breit, ich bin der Tod.
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peach by rtil peach :iconrtil:rtil 1,398 48 Sheeps by Miseve Sheeps :iconmiseve:Miseve 141 53 Speedpaint #52 by Sylar113 Speedpaint #52 :iconsylar113:Sylar113 1,864 37 Speedpaint #51 by Sylar113 Speedpaint #51 :iconsylar113:Sylar113 3,379 120 One with the Universe by AlectorFencer One with the Universe :iconalectorfencer:AlectorFencer 6,518 355
Literature
Karrieregeil
Hoch auf der Karriereleiter
steig‘ ich zügig immer weiter.
Wer mich stört, wird weggekickt,
Ins Nirvana fort geschickt.
Chefs, da kriech‘ ich hinten rein,
Schleimen kann so nützlich sein.
Angestellte nutz‘ ich aus,
quetsch‘ aus ihnen alles raus.
Wenn sie dann gar eifrig fleuchen,
Bei der Arbeit nur noch keuchen,
werden zwanzig Überstunden,
mit zehn Euro abgefunden.
Ja, ich mag ein Arschloch sein,
Zieh‘ mir selbst die Kohle rein.
Dickes Konto, Haus und Yacht
hat mir das jetzt schon gebracht.
Doch es darf nicht anders laufen,
Ohne Geld kann man nichts kaufen,
Ohne Porsche, ohne Moos
Ist bei Frauen auch nichts los.
Und ich will die Geilsten bügeln
Meinen Hammer niemals zügeln.
Tja, so ist der Lauf der Welt,
Nur Erfolg doch heut‘ noch zählt.
Wer da kann, ganz ungeniert,
Am Buffet des Lebens giert.
Loser werden weggerissen,
Nur verachtet, dreist beschissen.
Jeder nimmt sich, was er kann,
Macht jetzt Platz, denn ich bin d
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Literature
Schatten ueber Innsmouth
Auf dem Grund der Meere,
Schlafen in der See,
Der Tiefen Wesen Heere
Im alten R’lyeh.
Sie warten auf die Sterne,
Die niemals untergehen,
Bis sie in der Ferne
Wieder richtig stehen.
Dann wird dort aus Ruinen
Cthulhu auferstehen
Und Jene, die ihm dienen,
Erneut auf Erden gehen.
Vater Dagon mächtig
Erhebt sich aus der Bucht
Und Mutter Hydra prächtig
Entsteigt der tiefsten Schlucht.
Gleich den schwarzen Wogen,
Ist bald die ganze Welt
Von Fischmenschen durchzogen,
Von Wahn und Leid entstellt.
Sie werden dann regieren
Wo wir jetzt Herrscher sind,
Die Menschheit ganz negieren,
Bis selbst des Todes Zeit verrinnt.
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Hanna by logartis Hanna :iconlogartis:logartis 401 40 On my lunch breaks, I  read stories to old friends by PascalCampion On my lunch breaks, I read stories to old friends :iconpascalcampion:PascalCampion 371 20 Reading time by PascalCampion Reading time :iconpascalcampion:PascalCampion 171 28 Dragon tatoo by PascalCampion Dragon tatoo :iconpascalcampion:PascalCampion 129 19 Book warm. by PascalCampion Book warm. :iconpascalcampion:PascalCampion 453 26

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I would like to apologise for the delay in commenting on this. Anyway, Art Nouveau, gosh, why is it that it always ends up so beautiful...


Oh, I can write a Critique? Why, this will save me a comment to make.^^ You told me that you see yourself more as a designer than as an...


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I make animations, create vector graphics, write German poems, I draw from time to time and I am trying out some typography. Oh, I also code some CSS when I'm bored, do that for free, too.

You can use most of my art for free because I published it under a Creative Commons license. Make sure you credit me by using my name (Ret Samys) and ideally link back to me. Check the bottom right of the deviation or the description for the actual license.
If you want to, drop me a line about what you have done with it.



Ihr könnt fast alles aus meiner Gallerie kostenlos benutzen, da ich die meisten Werke unter einer Creative-Commons-Lizenz veröffentlicht habe. Vergesst nicht, meinen Namen (Ret Samys) zu nennen, am allerbesten verlinkt ihr mich auch noch.
Wenn ihr wollt, könnt ihr mir gerne schreiben, was ihr damit angestellt habt.



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RetSamys Featured By Owner May 8, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
There was cake! :cake:
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IamNoHere Featured By Owner May 6, 2017
Hi, happy birthday!:)
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RetSamys Featured By Owner May 8, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you! :party:
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IamNoHere Featured By Owner May 8, 2017
:)
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ToddNTheShiningSword Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey.
Could you check out my latest Journal?
The only reason I'm singling YOU out for being the only person I ask like this is because your insight on characters is particularly interesting.
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RetSamys Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes! I had it saved up for a convenient time anyway.
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Angi-Shy Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2017  Professional General Artist
hey there, finally finished the gift picture for you! Sorry it took so long, i had lot of work to do with my main job ><
Once again thanks for coding the skin! Hope you like the pic :)
Luna and Leo by Angi-Shy
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RetSamys Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
That is so cool! I have a full time job myself and I know what it's like. And it actually came at the right moment because I was just talking about this to people.
Say, what would I have to do to use it? And to let other people use it? We're hoping this to become a bigger collaborative project with other youth groups. You'd be credited, of course.

Do let me know if there's anything else I can do for you, be it coding something or anything else.
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Angi-Shy Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2017  Professional General Artist
ahhh good then :) and use it as you wish as long as you keep my logotype in there and credit me ^^
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RetSamys Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
That's so wonderful, thank you!
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Tutziputz Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Danke für den Fav Cheerleader 
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RetSamys Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Bitte, gerne. Wenn Du doch so gutes Zeugs schreibst...
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Tutziputz Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
:squee:
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squidmaiden Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2016
Thank you a lot for the fav! ^^
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RetSamys Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, no problem.
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doubledams Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2016  Professional Artist
many thanks for the watch!!!
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RetSamys Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome.
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Silmaar Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016   Writer
Vielen Dank für den Fav. :)
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RetSamys Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Gerne!
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RetSamys Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you, but please don't spam my page.
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Bostongirl7519 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2016
Just sending me one back will be thanks enough.
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RetSamys Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not the "llama for llama" thing. I didn't mind that. I hid your comment because I think it's spam: The drawing had nothing to do with what you were saying, and my page is not the place to promote your stuff. Sorry.
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