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NEW - 15, 27, 52, 93, 108
#12 - When you feel something warm, that isn't Jesus inside you.
#15 - You don't need your teeth for all meat, sometimes your tongue is enough.
#22 - If your plumbing doesn't work, don't let people use it.
#25 - If your tank won't empty, try a faster pump.
#27 - Don't go near fish before going to bed, it will lead to misunderstandings.
#52 - If it tastes salty, there is only one kind of meat it should go with.
#59 - Chemistry is 90% of what makes a relationship work, so study hard, chloroform is the key.
#78 - If it smells bad, it probably do