How Do Unicorns Have Babies?Elena rubbed her temples as Reno pestered her with questions, this was the last time she ever brought anything she liked to work, "I don't know Reno!"
"Well is the unicorn a girl or a boy? Is that his boy toy or a nipple?" Reno turned the poster Elena had brought to hang in her office and squinted at it carefully, "Is it a boy or a girl? Can unicorns be boys? How are ya supposed ta tell though? 'Cause that thing between its legs is really hairy but unicorns are really hairy all over so it could just be a really fuzzy nipple." Reno frowned at the poster and brought it close to his face.
"Reno I don't know how you tell!" Elena held her head in her hands, her well-polished fingernails digging into her scalp.
"Just tell me whatcha think Laney! You're a girl! Girls are supposed to know all about unicorns!" Reno whined and pointed at the poster, "What is it? Boy or girl?"
"Girl! They're all girls! Will you please put it back on the wall and let me go back to work?" Elena grabbed for the post
A Morning in the Life of RenoReno stared out the window of his room at the trees, waterfalls, and rock walls surrounding Healin as he pulled on and buttoned up his shirt, his face devoid of emotion. He hated mornings, they always came too early for his tastes. Noon, noon was a much better time to start the day. His thoughts were interrupted as Rude knocked loudly on the door.
"Hey Reno, get your butt out of bed and get dressed! C'mon lets go, we're on the clock!" The familiar deep voice demanded from the other side of the door.
Reno smirks. "Five more minutes partner I was having this amazing dream about this blonde, I wanna finish it," he yells back as he pulls the last button through it's hole, slurring his words in a sleepy manner for full effect. He grins as he hears the door being thrown open, the knob slamming against the wall harshly; another chip of paint looses its purpose in life as it falls from the wall to join its brothers on the floor.
Rude stomps through the door and is halfway to Reno's bed b
Sinclair Chapter 2Later that evening the sun was beginning to set when a knock came at the door. Reno finally got dressed just minutes before. He had an oversized tropical patterned shirt on that was unbuttoned at the collar. His wrinkled slacks hung low on his hips as he strode to the door to answer the knock.
He opened the door greeted by an aging woman in a floor length mink coat. She looked Reno up and down slowly with her tired wrinkled eyes. She coughed a laugh and asked, " Well aren't you going to invite me in?" Reno with an exaggerated bow arms outstretched proclaimed, " Welcome to my abode m'lady."
The old woman had called on Reno for a specific job...she handed him a picture of a man about the same age as herself. In the photo a young lady was under his arm, beautiful no older than twenty years old.
It wasn't the first time he had seen this situation, a spurned and angry wife with her husbands money has had enough of his cheating and making her a fool. Reno slowly looked up at the woman, " I k
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