How Do Unicorns Have Babies?Elena rubbed her temples as Reno pestered her with questions, this was the last time she ever brought anything she liked to work, "I don't know Reno!"
"Well is the unicorn a girl or a boy? Is that his boy toy or a nipple?" Reno turned the poster Elena had brought to hang in her office and squinted at it carefully, "Is it a boy or a girl? Can unicorns be boys? How are ya supposed ta tell though? 'Cause that thing between its legs is really hairy but unicorns are really hairy all over so it could just be a really fuzzy nipple." Reno frowned at the poster and brought it close to his face.
"Reno I don't know how you tell!" Elena held her head in her hands, her well-polished fingernails digging into her scalp.
"Just tell me whatcha think Laney! You're a girl! Girls are supposed to know all about unicorns!" Reno whined and pointed at the poster, "What is it? Boy or girl?"
"Girl! They're all girls! Will you please put it back on the wall and let me go back to work?" Elena grabbed for the post
A Morning in the Life of RenoReno stared out the window of his room at the trees, waterfalls, and rock walls surrounding Healin as he pulled on and buttoned up his shirt, his face devoid of emotion. He hated mornings, they always came too early for his tastes. Noon, noon was a much better time to start the day. His thoughts were interrupted as Rude knocked loudly on the door.
"Hey Reno, get your butt out of bed and get dressed! C'mon lets go, we're on the clock!" The familiar deep voice demanded from the other side of the door.
Reno smirks. "Five more minutes partner I was having this amazing dream about this blonde, I wanna finish it," he yells back as he pulls the last button through it's hole, slurring his words in a sleepy manner for full effect. He grins as he hears the door being thrown open, the knob slamming against the wall harshly; another chip of paint looses its purpose in life as it falls from the wall to join its brothers on the floor.
Rude stomps through the door and is halfway to Reno's bed b
The Meaning of Partners
Summary: A young brash redhead learns a harsh lesson about what it means to work as a team and to have someone that you can actually trust. Some times being told just isn't enough, some times you have to see it for yourself.
Pairing/Characters: No Pairing/Reno, Rude and Tseng
Rating: PG-13 - very mild violence
Type: One Shot Drabble
Word Count: 2,273
Disclaimer: All related Final Fantasy names and characters are copyrighted © by Square Enix, however, the story, ideas, interpretations and original characters all belong to me
"But it makes more sense ta do it dis way," the young redhead grumbled, tapping his finger aggressively against the briefing map to help accent his point, as if each tap would work to tip the scale in his favor.
"True," Tseng pointed out, calm as ever as he attempted to educate the trainee, still sitting behind his desk, happy that his charge was improving with his training. The bo
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