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The Adventures of Spicer: America's Best Bad Liar
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Published: July 23, 2017
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I really DO attempt to avoid being overtly political here on dA (I figure anyone who knows me know I'm a little left of center, but not like... obnoxiously so!) however, the departure of White House spokesman Sean Spicer this week... well, it spoke to me! <X D

Now, rest assured: I'm never here to lecture anyone on anything. How gross an idea is that, eh? I'm not going to call anyone names from who they voted for or what they believe in. I just happen to dislike THIS administration, based on what they've said and expressed interest in. I felt there was a time things could have normalized, but instead they amped the insanity up to 11. What is a never-was half-talent like me to do BUT draw a funny little something, eh? ; D

So, yeah. Sean Spicer. He's left us now, on his way back to the Island Where Dignity Is Meaningless, to live out his life eating nuts and small, easily captured crabs, I guess.

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JenSunBeam's avatar
And his replacement didn't last ten fucking days. Good job, Mooch, you actually managed to be more pathetic than Spicey Boy, and in a "angry drunk call from a frat boy" way, not in a "cartoon supervillain's pitiably incompetent henchman" way.

Really the only thing that this picture is lacking is the mini-fridge stuffed into a corner of the basket.
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RemnantComic|Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm SO glad I didn't bother drawing a Scaramucci art, because NOBODY is even going to remember him in... Hell, by NOW I bet no one remembers him! <X D In 72 hours, when Trump declares a trade embargo on Hawaii or threatens "milk people" with a lawsuit, we won't remember anything. It's just an endless assault of stupidity from which there is no escape. <X D God bless America.

And I found out he stole the mini-fridge after I drew it! It's not my fault! XD It's the fault of the fake media and their fake news for not telling me sooner!! <X 3
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DBZtyphlosion's avatar
I'm not very political either, but this is absolutely hilarious! This officially made my day, good sir!
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RemnantComic|Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I kind of cringe at the idea of 'calling people out' on their politics, so I didn't want it to be like that... but I couldn't resist giving ol' Spicy the business on his way out the door! ; D

Thanks, DBZ! YOU made MY day with your cool comment! ^___^
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DBZtyphlosion's avatar
My pleasure!
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turnip007's avatar
turnip007|Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice drawing my friend!
we got scaramucci now!
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RemnantComic|Hobbyist Digital Artist
And WHAT a peculiar dude he is turning out to be. <X D He's already accused the Chief of Staff of leaking his information to the press to embarrass him. Where are we, Peru? (Actually, Peru might be fine. I'm an American - I DON'T know. v__v  )
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PaddleTone|Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't worry, Tom. The Chief of Staff is getting replaced, too. Goodbye Priebus and hello Kelly. Pacha and Llama Kuzco Shrug plz
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RemnantComic|Hobbyist Digital Artist
Military men always enjoy disorganization and personnel chaos. He'll LOVE it there!
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jssabotta's avatar
My contempt for all these people is such that I had to stop and think who this is, since I never watch the news and carefully avoid all speeches, pronouncements, etc by anybody connected with politics whatsoever. It's a beautiful caricature, though!

The (imaginary) Amphy Administration would be much more straightfoward.

PRESIDENT AMPHY: Yeah, sure we got them Rooshians to dig up dirt on mah bitch opponent.So what? Thang is, sure we promised them dumbshits all kine of stuff if Ah won - liftin' sanctions, all kinds of crap, hand over San Francisco, whatever. They sure ate it up, but guess what, Putin? (Turns to camera) Sorry to tells ya, but  Ah was lyin! Nows I in office, fuck you, Vlad you communiss! You ain' gettin' jackshit Ha ha! (Makes obscene gesture) Sit on it an' rotate!"

RACHAEL MADDOW. Uh, Madame President, given the mysterious disappearance of your former press secretary
 
PRESIDENT AMPHY: Ain no mystery. He pissed me off, is all. Asked too many fool questions. Kinda lak you is doin' now, cunt.

RACHAEL MADDOW: Well, in the light of your dropping poll numbers

PRESIDENT AMPHY: Droppin' what numbers? Lissen here, lil' Rachael, this here piece of paper call the Constitution say I is the Commander in Chief of, you know, the armed forces, get it? So's theys really the only segment of th' population I needs to worry about, right? An' let me tell you, among other thangs, them honest soljer boys appreciates the natural attributes (thrusts chest forward) of a natural swamp gal!

RACHAEL MADDOW: But...

PRESIDENT AMPHY: On th' other han, you an' ol' Hillary's natural attributes put together (ew!) ain' gonna ensure the loyalty of a platoon o' mall security cops. So, basically, you is fucked. Sorry to be the one to break that to ya, lil reporter gal!

RACHAEL MADDOW: Given the ongoing controversy about your policies, Madame President, what is your response to...

PRESIDENT AMPHY: (snarling) You would surely do better to unnerstan' lil' Rachael Maddow, afore askin' another stupid question, that I is close enough to tear out your throat long afore any of them Secret Service pussies kin pull me offa you. Word to the wise, gettit?


Little more needs to be said, except to note that one of the Secret Service guidelines during the Amphy Administration was "The President is always closer than you think she is."
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RemnantComic|Hobbyist Digital Artist
*stares, jaw agape*

I don't know what to say. I think this is the first time Rachel Maddow has appeared in my gallery. <X D And shocking Amphy DIDN'T eat her! I'm stunned!
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The Governor and the Stripper

2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZyyslGytHWk…

The picture has been cropped to not show her, but Amphy is at the same table.
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Amphy's notions of politics stem partly from the feudal traditions ("humans was happier when they was ruled by us,  back twenny thosan' years or so ago." she says, although sometimes she adds, sighing 
'well, leastways we used to tell ourselves that.") of her long-lost long-submerged, Ry'leh homeland, partly from more recent Loosiana stylings.

For instance, take this incident from when fabled Governor Earl Long and his wife disagreed over his affair with stripper Blaze Starr and the wife has the Governor thrown in the state insane asylum at Mandeville. True story!:

“When our beloved friend, the fine Governor of the gret Stet of Loosiana, sent for me in his need at Mandeville,” Mr. Sims said, “his condition had been so misrepresented”—here he took the train around a loop and up to Seventy-second Street before he started down again—“that people I knew said to me, ‘Don’t you go up there, Joe Sims. That man is a hyena.He’ll bite you in the laig.’ But I went. I went to Mandeville, and before I could reach my friend, the armed guard had to open ten locked doors, and lock each one of ’em again after us. And theah, theah, I found the fine Governor, of the gret Stet of Loosiana”—and here his shocked voice backed up way beyond Columbus Circle—“without shoes, without a stitch of clothes to put awn him, without a friend to counsel with. And he was just as rational as he has ever been in his life, or as you see him here today. He said, ‘joe sims, where the hell you been?’ ” - from THE EARL OF LOUISIANA, by A.J. Liebling

(During her time hanging out with Bog the Barbarian in Shabazik's Aiers, Amphy was often heard to unfavorably compare local demonic lords to "th' mighty Earl Long, 
fine Governor of the gret Stet of Loosiana". Bog had no idea, as was often the case, of who or what Amphy was going on about, but Bog is a patient man, especially when coping with moody girlfriends)

If we must have this parasite class called "politicians", at least they should be entertaining. Trump (and the rest) are just depressing.
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lustylathe|Student Digital Artist
 "Sean Spicer . . . [T]o live out his life eating nuts and small, easily captured crabs, I guess."
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RemnantComic|Hobbyist Digital Artist
As if it would go any other way for sneaky ol' Spicy!
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lustylathe|Student Digital Artist
His colour scheme is spicy too if you ask me! But don't ask me and you'll get the same impression. >.>
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Darianblood's avatar
He won't be missed, thats for sure
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RemnantComic|Hobbyist Digital Artist
I said the same thing, and then Scaramucci started pantomiming Trump's speech and physical gestures. <X D
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Saffireprowler's avatar
I never had any issue with McCormick Weber Pepper Salt Seasoning Spicer, and I don't have a problem with this current administration... But I admit that Spicer wasn't a very good speaker.

Not that the people before him were any better...
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RemnantComic's avatar
RemnantComic|Hobbyist Digital Artist
God, now I'm aching for just a mouthful of paprika! <X D

I'm not trying to rally people to my mindset, have no worries about that ; D You're welcome to be fine with them all. I really fault no one for hoping for the best or hoping for something good out of this deal. I just fault these dudes specifically for being so blatantly... well, blatant. ; 3

...Now where's that paprika... >___>
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Ropeman1's avatar
Soon to be denounced as fake news, I fear, when his replacement declares that he ascended directly to heaven by the Holy Mandate of Glorious Leader...  =P
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RemnantComic|Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now:
Sean isn't fired, he was never fired.
Next week:
Sean never worked here, he's been dead since 1993.

>___>
<___<
>___>;;
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Ropeman1's avatar
All hail Glorious Leader! :la:
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WhiteRavenLord's avatar
Why did this upload twice? Oo
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