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The Adventures of Spicer: America's Best Bad Liar by RemnantComic The Adventures of Spicer: America's Best Bad Liar by RemnantComic
I really DO attempt to avoid being overtly political here on dA (I figure anyone who knows me know I'm a little left of center, but not like... obnoxiously so!) however, the departure of White House spokesman Sean Spicer this week... well, it spoke to me! <X D

Now, rest assured: I'm never here to lecture anyone on anything. How gross an idea is that, eh? I'm not going to call anyone names from who they voted for or what they believe in. I just happen to dislike THIS administration, based on what they've said and expressed interest in. I felt there was a time things could have normalized, but instead they amped the insanity up to 11. What is a never-was half-talent like me to do BUT draw a funny little something, eh? ; D

So, yeah. Sean Spicer. He's left us now, on his way back to the Island Where Dignity Is Meaningless, to live out his life eating nuts and small, easily captured crabs, I guess.

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JenSunBeam Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2017
And his replacement didn't last ten fucking days. Good job, Mooch, you actually managed to be more pathetic than Spicey Boy, and in a "angry drunk call from a frat boy" way, not in a "cartoon supervillain's pitiably incompetent henchman" way.

Really the only thing that this picture is lacking is the mini-fridge stuffed into a corner of the basket.
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm SO glad I didn't bother drawing a Scaramucci art, because NOBODY is even going to remember him in... Hell, by NOW I bet no one remembers him! <X D In 72 hours, when Trump declares a trade embargo on Hawaii or threatens "milk people" with a lawsuit, we won't remember anything. It's just an endless assault of stupidity from which there is no escape. <X D God bless America.

And I found out he stole the mini-fridge after I drew it! It's not my fault! XD It's the fault of the fake media and their fake news for not telling me sooner!! <X 3
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DBZtyphlosion Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2017
I'm not very political either, but this is absolutely hilarious! This officially made my day, good sir!
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I kind of cringe at the idea of 'calling people out' on their politics, so I didn't want it to be like that... but I couldn't resist giving ol' Spicy the business on his way out the door! ; D

Thanks, DBZ! YOU made MY day with your cool comment! ^___^
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DBZtyphlosion Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2017
My pleasure!
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turnip007 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nice drawing my friend!
we got scaramucci now!
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And WHAT a peculiar dude he is turning out to be. <X D He's already accused the Chief of Staff of leaking his information to the press to embarrass him. Where are we, Peru? (Actually, Peru might be fine. I'm an American - I DON'T know. v__v  )
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PaddleTone Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Don't worry, Tom. The Chief of Staff is getting replaced, too. Goodbye Priebus and hello Kelly. Pacha and Llama Kuzco Shrug plz
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Military men always enjoy disorganization and personnel chaos. He'll LOVE it there!
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jssabotta Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2017
My contempt for all these people is such that I had to stop and think who this is, since I never watch the news and carefully avoid all speeches, pronouncements, etc by anybody connected with politics whatsoever. It's a beautiful caricature, though!

The (imaginary) Amphy Administration would be much more straightfoward.

PRESIDENT AMPHY: Yeah, sure we got them Rooshians to dig up dirt on mah bitch opponent.So what? Thang is, sure we promised them dumbshits all kine of stuff if Ah won - liftin' sanctions, all kinds of crap, hand over San Francisco, whatever. They sure ate it up, but guess what, Putin? (Turns to camera) Sorry to tells ya, but  Ah was lyin! Nows I in office, fuck you, Vlad you communiss! You ain' gettin' jackshit Ha ha! (Makes obscene gesture) Sit on it an' rotate!"

RACHAEL MADDOW. Uh, Madame President, given the mysterious disappearance of your former press secretary
 
PRESIDENT AMPHY: Ain no mystery. He pissed me off, is all. Asked too many fool questions. Kinda lak you is doin' now, cunt.

RACHAEL MADDOW: Well, in the light of your dropping poll numbers

PRESIDENT AMPHY: Droppin' what numbers? Lissen here, lil' Rachael, this here piece of paper call the Constitution say I is the Commander in Chief of, you know, the armed forces, get it? So's theys really the only segment of th' population I needs to worry about, right? An' let me tell you, among other thangs, them honest soljer boys appreciates the natural attributes (thrusts chest forward) of a natural swamp gal!

RACHAEL MADDOW: But...

PRESIDENT AMPHY: On th' other han, you an' ol' Hillary's natural attributes put together (ew!) ain' gonna ensure the loyalty of a platoon o' mall security cops. So, basically, you is fucked. Sorry to be the one to break that to ya, lil reporter gal!

RACHAEL MADDOW: Given the ongoing controversy about your policies, Madame President, what is your response to...

PRESIDENT AMPHY: (snarling) You would surely do better to unnerstan' lil' Rachael Maddow, afore askin' another stupid question, that I is close enough to tear out your throat long afore any of them Secret Service pussies kin pull me offa you. Word to the wise, gettit?


Little more needs to be said, except to note that one of the Secret Service guidelines during the Amphy Administration was "The President is always closer than you think she is."
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*stares, jaw agape*

I don't know what to say. I think this is the first time Rachel Maddow has appeared in my gallery. <X D And shocking Amphy DIDN'T eat her! I'm stunned!
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jssabotta Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017
The Governor and the Stripper

2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZyyslGytHWk…

The picture has been cropped to not show her, but Amphy is at the same table.
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jssabotta Featured By Owner Edited Jul 27, 2017
Amphy's notions of politics stem partly from the feudal traditions ("humans was happier when they was ruled by us,  back twenny thosan' years or so ago." she says, although sometimes she adds, sighing 
'well, leastways we used to tell ourselves that.") of her long-lost long-submerged, Ry'leh homeland, partly from more recent Loosiana stylings.

For instance, take this incident from when fabled Governor Earl Long and his wife disagreed over his affair with stripper Blaze Starr and the wife has the Governor thrown in the state insane asylum at Mandeville. True story!:

“When our beloved friend, the fine Governor of the gret Stet of Loosiana, sent for me in his need at Mandeville,” Mr. Sims said, “his condition had been so misrepresented”—here he took the train around a loop and up to Seventy-second Street before he started down again—“that people I knew said to me, ‘Don’t you go up there, Joe Sims. That man is a hyena.He’ll bite you in the laig.’ But I went. I went to Mandeville, and before I could reach my friend, the armed guard had to open ten locked doors, and lock each one of ’em again after us. And theah, theah, I found the fine Governor, of the gret Stet of Loosiana”—and here his shocked voice backed up way beyond Columbus Circle—“without shoes, without a stitch of clothes to put awn him, without a friend to counsel with. And he was just as rational as he has ever been in his life, or as you see him here today. He said, ‘joe sims, where the hell you been?’ ” - from THE EARL OF LOUISIANA, by A.J. Liebling

(During her time hanging out with Bog the Barbarian in Shabazik's Aiers, Amphy was often heard to unfavorably compare local demonic lords to "th' mighty Earl Long, 
fine Governor of the gret Stet of Loosiana". Bog had no idea, as was often the case, of who or what Amphy was going on about, but Bog is a patient man, especially when coping with moody girlfriends)

If we must have this parasite class called "politicians", at least they should be entertaining. Trump (and the rest) are just depressing.
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lustylathe Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2017  Student Digital Artist
 "Sean Spicer . . . [T]o live out his life eating nuts and small, easily captured crabs, I guess."
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
As if it would go any other way for sneaky ol' Spicy!
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lustylathe Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Student Digital Artist
His colour scheme is spicy too if you ask me! But don't ask me and you'll get the same impression. >.>
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Darianblood Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2017
He won't be missed, thats for sure
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I said the same thing, and then Scaramucci started pantomiming Trump's speech and physical gestures. <X D
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Saffireprowler Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017
I never had any issue with McCormick Weber Pepper Salt Seasoning Spicer, and I don't have a problem with this current administration... But I admit that Spicer wasn't a very good speaker.

Not that the people before him were any better...
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
God, now I'm aching for just a mouthful of paprika! <X D

I'm not trying to rally people to my mindset, have no worries about that ; D You're welcome to be fine with them all. I really fault no one for hoping for the best or hoping for something good out of this deal. I just fault these dudes specifically for being so blatantly... well, blatant. ; 3

...Now where's that paprika... >___>
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Ropeman1 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017
Soon to be denounced as fake news, I fear, when his replacement declares that he ascended directly to heaven by the Holy Mandate of Glorious Leader...  =P
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now:
Sean isn't fired, he was never fired.
Next week:
Sean never worked here, he's been dead since 1993.

>___>
<___<
>___>;;
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Ropeman1 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2017
All hail Glorious Leader! :la:
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WhiteRavenLord Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Student Writer
Why did this upload twice? Oo
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't see it up twice! : O ...Is it? <: U
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WhiteRavenLord Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Student Writer
It popped up twice in my notifications!
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Drugs! Drugs, I accuse!
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WhiteRavenLord Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Student Writer
Slander! Slander, I retaliate!
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kisses! Kisses, I give!
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WhiteRavenLord Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Student Writer
Accept! Accept, and I return!
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Walking-Maelstrom Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
That's what...she...said?
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAY-OOOOOOOH
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Walking-Maelstrom Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
*Cues Seinfeld music*

x3
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legomaximus Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Huh.. Didn't know about that.
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Now you know! And knowing is half the battle, I've heard. : D
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legomaximus Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Isn't that a quote from Joe? XD

Any ways, yeah I didn't know about that being a thing... Well at least we got the world's largest Aircraft Carrier.
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It might be! ; D
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S3rb4n Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL, brilliant. You ALMOST made him sympathetic.
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's mostly that he's shaped like a big toe. It has an endearing effect on people! ; D
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S3rb4n Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes, that must be the reason.
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s8bv3rsiv3 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017
Technically he's a professional liar. A term which here means he gets paid to do it, not that he's any good at it. Actually, if you look back at those who have held this position over every administration, you have to begin to wonder about the sanity of our elected officials in general, and by extension, those who put them there........
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A part of me wants to believe if a Democrat official was saying AS absurd things, we'd be popping off at THEM, too... but I just don't recall it ever being THIS wacky. Then again, I'm not much of a Fox News fan, so maybe stuff was going down and I just never heard of it because I didn't pay attention to their siren song. <X D
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s8bv3rsiv3 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2017
I am one of few who will openly admit to a bias...I hate both parties with a passion. Having said that, I remember Josh Earnest constantly claiming during press conferences that The Obama Administration was "The Most Transparent Administartion in HISTORY!" as if that was a stat that could be tracked like baseball or something. Often the room would break out in laughter. Trump and Spicer are clearly idiots, but that makes them no more or less dishonest than anyone else in Washington. It just makes it more obvious.
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's certainly easier to hate them both, I'll give you that! <X D And hey, no one outside local politics (and I mean really local, like mayor or sheriff) really ever have YOUR interests at heart, so I'm not delusional here. ; ) So like you implied, it's really just a tradition of neglect and ignorance... but there is just something 'next level' about Trump's style that irks me. Maybe I read to many scifi books as a kid, but his behavior is always how the evil emperor is said to have acted, before he seized total power... (And no, I don't think that will happen, but he's still more prone to disruption and causing public troubles)
 

And tonight they're fussing that Scaramucci "used profanity"! XD Come on, am I the only one that remembers Rahm Emmanuel and even President Obama were known to be notorious with cursing? Like it even fucking matters, but come on, focus on what matters, dudes! <X D 
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waldo10 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017
Bravo!!!
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks so much, Waldo! *theatre bow; theatre bow*
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Chizzil Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017
I see your point, yeah to be fair spicer was pretty much comic relief sometimes and that made him sorta endearing.

He'll be missed :v
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just imagine him telling all his lies while that old Sarah McLachlan song plays... "I will remember yoouuu... will you remember meee? Don't let your life pass you byyyy..." <X D
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PossessedIron Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017
A little commentary here and there is fine. As long as you don't turn "The Remnant" into a blantant piece of communist propoganda where the Primeans are suddenly heroic socialists  and use communism to defeat the evil capitalist Helreign.
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RemnantComic Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Never never no way no how! <X D The Remnant is story I often take close inspection of to ensure I'm not 'Mary Sue'-ing any of my own ideas in there. Heck, sometimes I even make sure I have personalities and ideas I DON'T agree with (And don't argue them down! XD ) just to keep it, as the kids say, REAL. ; 3 So sleep in peace tonight, my man! I shant betray you! ; D
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