This is not the person you were trying to call.
THE REJECTION HOTLINE.
Para los español, prima dos
Unfortunately the person who gave you this rejection hotline number did not want to know their retail number
We know this sucks
But don't feel too devastated
Why WERE you given this rejection hotline number?
Maybe you're not this person's type
This could mean your
Boring, dumb, annoying, arrogant, or just a general weirdo
Maybe you have a case of bad breath, body order, of the nasty combination of the two
Maybe you give off that creepy overbearing psycho stalker vibe
And the idea of going out with you is just as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns
But don't listen to reason
Just take the hit and accept the fact that you've been rejected
And try to forget about the person who gave you this number, because they've probably already forgotten about you.