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Onion Tou / Abo
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Did I... just got dumped?

Plz account made by :iconomgwtfbbqplz:

Credit belongs to Ethan Liu and the Onion Club.
  • Listening to: the open air
  • Watching: my girlfriend walking away from me


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amewican Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2016
nibblesonnails Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kristallschweif Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and
he said no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and
he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once
again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be
with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die"
♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥
Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your
true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to
you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email,
outside of school, anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your
life. If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10
relationship problems for the next ten years. If you post this to 15
pages in 15 minutes, you're safe.
cmythefox Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012  Student Digital Artist
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WisherAlice Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This is not the person you were trying to call.
You've reached:
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Para los espaņol, prima dos
Unfortunately the person who gave you this rejection hotline number did not want to know their retail number
We know this sucks
But don't feel too devastated
Now think
Why WERE you given this rejection hotline number?
Maybe you're not this person's type
This could mean your
Boring, dumb, annoying, arrogant, or just a general weirdo
Maybe you have a case of bad breath, body order, of the nasty combination of the two
Maybe you give off that creepy overbearing psycho stalker vibe
And the idea of going out with you is just as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns
But don't listen to reason
Just take the hit and accept the fact that you've been rejected
And try to forget about the person who gave you this number, because they've probably already forgotten about you.
ThaTitaniiumShark Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He will watch you.

m'kay i'm done here :dummy:

PandaKissu Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ah man, such a creepy baby! :iconscaredplz:
ThaTitaniiumShark Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconheplz: he sees you
PandaKissu Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG, NOOOOOO! :iconscaredtodeathplz:
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