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But I'm STILL a Boy by Reitanna-Seishin But I'm STILL a Boy by Reitanna-Seishin

alright guys, before we begin... this is harry potter and draco malfoy. HEY! don't click away yet, hear me out, I will explain the purpose behind this...

now, I want you honest opinion. after I explain what I can without giving too much away, I'd like you to tell me if this is a bad idea or not. I'll tell you why in a moment.

so, basically, harry finds out he's not comfortable wearing boy's clothes, so he starts "partial" crossdressing, meaning he doesn't wear skirts or dresses. this makes draco have some weird feelings, as well as pretty much every boy in school, so a year later, draco changes the way HE dresses for multiple reasons other than increasing his sex appeal. harry's the prettiest "girl" in school, he's got most of the boys questioning their sexualities, and both he and draco have to figure out whether or not they want to fuck each other.

the story is written in a sort of different way that I usually write, meaning that the narrative is heavy on sarcasm, isn't very subtle, and adds in some personal flare. examples:

"When the class began, Hagrid introduced them to the cute, newborn creatures they would now spend every lesson raising with tender, loving care; Blast-Ended Skrewts."


"The next morning, it took Harry awhile to figure out why he felt as cheery as Moaning Myrtle."

"The Dursleys, god bless their generous souls, had sent Harry a tissue."

"Harry wondered if he had fainted, or if he was just waiting for his boner to go down."


it's raunchy, crude, decently out of character on purpose, horrendously smutty, and every so often, a ♡ (heart) is added to something. for something to be put in the harry potter universe, it is absolutely ludicrous, and just mentioning the ideas should have people saying, "uh... that sounds REALLY bad/stupid." it is, right? you think it is, am I right? I bet I'm right.

but that's what I want. I WANT you to think it's a terrible idea, and here's the reason why. I'm trying to take all of these bad ideas and see if I can use my writing skills to actually make a GOOD story with them. so far, I'm happy with the results. I just had this idea one day, and I thought, "you know, harry being a cross dresser and draco being a rebel? that sounds awful..." and then I thought, "I wonder if I can make it work." so this is the ultimate challenge of skill.

so I want you to, without trying to make excuses of how it could be good, tell me what you truly think. just mentioning these things, is this an awful idea? I look forward to seeing how many people say it is.

as for the picture, it was really hard. yes, I used bases, but the bases were so...... WEIRD.... I can't even begin to describe them, but they were the only full body poses I was even close to happy with. I had to change a LOT of proportions, thickness of stuff, positioning, draco's facial shape needed to be tweaked, it was awful. I'm just glad it's done, I've been looking forward to drawing this since I set up the draft, I just had to wait for my vacation.

also, FYI.... I already have like 18 chapters of this story done. I've been writing it on my days off for a few weeks, and now that it's my vacation, I'm like TAPPA TAPPA TAPPA ON MAH KEEEEYBOARD!! it's just really fun because it's very comical. also, the chapter names are pretty crude as well, like "wet panties" and "the cum and go room." IT'S FUN. I've never looked at my OTP this way, but this is really cool to try something different, including changing my writing style a bit. BAH! I'm rambling, I'm just so excited. and tired. excitired. YES.

~:::UPDATE:::~

added a blush to harry because I had forgot it. I always forget the blush.

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:icontinytoon70:
Tinytoon70 Featured By Owner 19 hours ago
Awesomesauce!!! B)
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PandaMea Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awwww
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joellekarma Featured By Owner May 30, 2018  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
they are so cute 
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nioncatx7 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The idea itself sounds like no one in the world could make it work but knowing how you write I think you can make it work if not make it great.
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Gameressence Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2016
Im all for the idea Rei.
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Plusle-Minun3 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2016
which one is harry

im new here
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
have you not read the books?
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Mii07 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016
...
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ClariceMaurice Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
I love the stories that I am actually able to READ. Whatever it'll all come in due time, and I'll be ready. 




(OR WILL I?)
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foxfoxfox3 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Student Photographer
The actual ideas are just ridiculously horrendous but the fact that you wanna take em and make something good I think is brilliant. You're a wonderful writer and I have absolute confidence and faith in you that you can achieve your goal.
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
you're a little late to the party XD
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foxfoxfox3 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2016  Student Photographer
That's a good idea. Taking ridiculous elements and making them good
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yaoiislife8 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OMG I love this so so so much and I love a lot of your work it's so amazing xD <3 but for some weird reason this phone won't load the story but I have my laptop that I'll use later to finish reading Ch. 8 but I just want to say thank you for everything Reitanna your so amazing and awesome
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DitzyRose Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2016
Smexyyyyy...~
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Rainbowdashie2004 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2016  Student Digital Artist
They both look HOT AS FUCK,
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FireErisZap Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2016  Student General Artist
I'd fuck them both. Draco is HOT, Harry is very cute, and I can't decide which one I'd want more. So, I'd fuck them both.
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SoftyHeart001 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2016  Student Digital Artist
0_0

I want to touch Draco's hair so damn badly.

(hey it seems good! might not read it myself, but it seems you have others that want to. So I'd say 'go for it!'.)
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Tom205 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
just DO IT!!! just DO IT!!! just DO IT!!! :chairdance: :excited: :lag: Extreme OMG 
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Tom205 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
I think it's sexy! Go for it!
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CupcakeSwirlix Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This sounds hilarious. I fucking love it. XD
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GunSlamming Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2016   Traditional Artist
Holy smokes that Draco is a knock out, my heart, yeouch. I love sarcastic stories and to be perfectly honest I think there needs to be more of them. Especially when there is crudeness involved ;D I think it's a great idea, but then again I pretty much consume anything you write, LOL so my input is invalid.
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biscuit-the-bunny Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i did not know how much i needed this in my life until now. yes god please write it
you'd make a story of a leaf falling on the floor sound like a drama story
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I almost want to do that now... XD
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:iconbiscuit-the-bunny:
biscuit-the-bunny Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh my god that would be amazing XD
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I-Have-A-Headcold Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2016
It sounds like a sequel to My Immortal. Please write it. 
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:iconreitanna-seishin:
Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
oh god, I couldn't even get through fifteen minutes of that story XD
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emikolve16 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:33 yes
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ace-copular Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2016
yes

i just.. yes
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VioletKat-214 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2016
Oh my God... this is a rabid 13 year old's yaoi/ drarry shipping dream come true.. I've never read the books nor seen the movies and I'm cringing at the drastic changes you've put in their personalities. This is going to be very challenging for you to fix this convoluted mess lol. Good luck Rei!
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Erisofthediscord Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You should name one of the chapters 'Extreme Butt-sex in the Dark' because you know, Extreme Butt-sex in the Dark is my gay indie band. And this idea is hilarious; I love it. I look forward to reading it. :D (Big Grin) 
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FandomTrashBeME Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
YAS
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SpyroGirl91 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2016   Traditional Artist
Can I please make fan art of Minkie Pie with my OC please? I'll credit you that you made Minkie Pie. Thanks! I will send you a link once I am done.

P.S: I love your fanart... it's amazing!! Heart  
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
as long as you show me
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SpyroGirl91 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2016   Traditional Artist
Okie Dokie Lokie XD ;) (Wink) 
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SpyroGirl91 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2016   Traditional Artist
Here is my art. I hope you like it! :) (Smile) 

spyrogirl91.deviantart.com/art…
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ybbag777 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't think it was possible but you made Draco even hotter
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Naruto730 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016
So cut I love it!
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pugetteartist550 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
That seems like an interesting story idea. Keep working on it.
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KdogTop Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Have fun with what you write. It ain't always about pleasing the audience. Sometimes we gotta have guilty pleasures, and who knows? You may even be able to pull it off ^^
Yesterday I listened to a Poképasta called "Gotta Kill 'Em All!" And on the surface I was like, "the heck? What is this crap? this sounds dumb." But when I listened to it, it turned out to be a very intriguing, spooky, and even plausible story. (In my opinion anyways.) so that just goes to show that something that sounds dumb on the surface could actually be really good.
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haunted--lullaby Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They seem a little out of character but i'm sure the story will be amazing!
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Reitanna-Seishin Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
lol did you not read the description?
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haunted--lullaby Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I did, and I'm positive you'll make it work
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BillyJoeNirvana Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Student General Artist
Oh my god this would be perfect! XD you could totally make this work! I'd love it and I dont even like Harry potter
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BlallowNight Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I actually like the idea, and the example sarcastic sentences are obvious, which in a weird way makes a bad and good story. Good luck to ya, can't wait to read the actual thing and have a laugh... not that that is meant in a mean way, I mean as in laughing at the sarcastic sentences. I've had my fair share of miscommunication before, and I'd rather not travel that road again XD anyway, good luck, reitanna =D
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Julianstarwind Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016
i think this is going to be an interesting story and wouldn't mind reading it in full 
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Berrylilly Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016  Hobbyist
Honestly? I kinda like the idea. It's different from every other Draco Harry story I've seen. Not sure about the writing style but I would have to read more of it to really see if i would like it or not. 
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