In order to show a solidarity in the satire targeting the president's growing incompetence Conservatoons suggests including as many of the following as practical in all future renderings of Obama. These guidelines are presented in order of importance.
1. Include at least one teleprompter
2. He should have a pained, confused expression. Narrow set eyes help here.
3. Massive, elephantine ears. Piercing is optional.
4. A big, goofy, cheese-weasel smile. Over-large teeth help.
5. Joker colors: purple suit w/ green necktie. Optional: a) toilet logo lapel pin.http://fav.me/d2kuzl9 b) yellow shirt. (note:
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