Listened to the audio book and scetched this ~
Everyone loves Cthulhu
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CTHULHU!!!
*epic freaky music in the background*
Bout damn time he loose some weight, can't mind control all of humanity with a Pot-Belly
Y'mean he's usually depicted with a bigger belly?
Yeah, good bit of art of him depict him as kinda chubby or just straight up fat for some reason
Ah well would make sense if hes been sleeping for millions of years
You actually burn calories in your sleep how would you like it if you gained like 9 pounds from sleeping or if you were in a coma and gained like 100 extra pounds?
True..., then My version here might be a better example after a sleep that long
He's probably gonna either to McDonalds and pick up like 20,000 McGridles and a 6 Water Towers full of coffee or go to Ihop and get like....2 stacks of Pancakes...that's what I would do if I was a giant monster that's been sleeping underground for millions of years. Boy that'd be something to see on the news, least it'd drown out all the media crap about Trump....Metaphorically and possibly literally if he wakes up near the ocean