Recess fanfic: Jinxed Grumpy

[playground T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf are seen]
Ashley Spinelli
Look, it’s very simple Grumpy, kid’s rules are kids rules and they can’t be broken ever.
[cut to Grumpy Dwarf he is seen with a 2018 OCAW Carbine]
Grumpy Dwarf
But it was a bad deal, a moment of weakness, I’m not even that into Airsoft and I gave all but one pound of my goat cheese to Gladstone Gander.
[cut to Gladstone Gander he is seen with six blocks of goat cheese
Gladstone Gander
Thanks for the goat cheese, wanted to get rid of that Airsoft rifle for tax purposes…(looks down and sees a $20 dollar bill)...hey, $20.
Vince LaSalle
Forget it, man, you can’t get back your stuff.
Wander
Well, I’d be happy to...R-E-P-L-A-C-E your stuff.
Everyone
Wander!
Wander
What, it doesn't hurt to help.
Ashley Spinelli
Remember the replacement loophole scandal back in third grade.
Huey Duck
Yeah, King Bob had to invoke a royal decree that’s specifically for that hat of yours.
Dewey Duck
Yeah, all because of that had of your’s
Louie Duck
Nice job ruining it for everyone, Wander.
Gretchen Grundler
Look even with or without Wander's magic hat, that would make you a taker backer and that’s against the code.
[cut to Doc Dwarf and Webby Vanderquack]
Doc Dwarf
Yeah and you can wind up at the dodgeball wall.
Webby Vanderquack
Or worse, you could have your head stuck in a garbage pale.
Grumpy Dwarf
The what…
Gus Grizwald
The kid’s unwritten code of honor, geez Grumpy you really gotta start paying attention in history class
Grumpy Dwarf
Yeah, and I’m about to blow my top on you if you tell what classes I can and can’t take.
T.J Detweiler
Look, if you saw a kid stepping around on cracks all the time would you tell him to stop?
Grumpy Dwarf
Believe me, I’d tell him that of you step on one more crack, you’re gonna break the back of the head Recess monitor, Meteora Butterfly; that'll make sure he’d never step on a crack ever again.
Vince LaSalle
What about a kid who never holds his breath in a cemetery.
Grumpy Dwarf
I’d tell them that ghosts will possess your soul should you not hold your breath.
T.J Detweiler
Exactly and this is the same thing.
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Kinda like, not taking cuts in line that applies to everyone.
Grumpy Dwarf
Oh really?
T.J Detweiler
Look, there are some rules that apply to everyone; Human, Dwarf, Elf, Toon, Mewman; doesn't matter, no exception and some rules are designed for a specific type of species like for Toons; they cannot use harmful gags on anyone who’s not a Toon.
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Tr-rr-us me on this one, Grumpy.
Grumpy Dwarf
Yeah, I’ll put that down, zany bobcat, anything else.
T.J Detweiler
There are also some rules that apply to alien creatures only, like Westley Watchdog or Andy Watchdog cannot be predicted to be King of anyone one who’ll be in line for the throne but they can still be royal staff for the King as well as filling in for the King.
Grumpy Dwarf
And there are some rules that apply to magic creatures like me reight
T.J Detweiler
Yes, there are, like everyone else who is not a dwarf we’re obliged by the code to let you, dwarves, elves, and other magical creature to go up the stains back inside first.
Grumpy Dwarf
I see some good in that
Louie Duck
And there are some rules that apply to antro animals only, we can't use the grass or the ground as a bathroom.
Mikey Blumberg
Yeah, It what separates us from the animals.
Gretchen Grundler
But separates us from the adults as well.
Doc Dwarf
Yeah, Grumpy, where will we be without the code, Dr. Jingleheimer could rule the playground.
Grumpy Dwarf
Oh, really
Doc Dwarf
if there was no code that says no mad scientists can become King or in anywhere in line for the throne.
Grumpy Dwarf
Gee, I never thought of that. Well, then, no thanks Wander, you keep whatever’s in that hat of your’s and I had no idea that was important.
Wander
Look, if you play by the code, and lean a new sport nothing bad is gonna happen.
Sylvia
He’s right I’d start playing what that Airsoft rifle Gladstone gave you, by the looks of it, that Airsoft rifle costs a lot of money.
T.J Detweiler
That a boy, Grumpy.
Gretchen Grundler
You see Grumpy, you’re already adjusting to our time period.
Grumpy Dwarf
For the love of cheese, Grechen, movies, democracy, processed foods, television.
[Grumpy Dwarf and T.J Detweiler walks off, revealing Ashley Armbruster]
Ashley Armbruster
Ooh, this gives me like, a brilliant and so diabolical idea.
[cut to Ashley Boulet, Ashley Quinn, and Ashley Tomassian]
Ashley Boulet
This is like so boring, Ashley T.
Ashley Tomassian
You got that right, what do you wanna do Ashley Q?
Ashley Quinn
I know. Let’s send an email tip to Randall that Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera’s tone is like totally unacceptable.
Ashley Boulet
Ooh, that is so like last week, and Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera literally got shot by Airsoft Kid. This is the most boring recess ever.
[Ashley Armbruster runs to her fellow Ashleys; Ashley Boulet, Ashley Quinn, and Ashley Tomassian]
Ashley Armbruster
Hey Ashleys…
[Ashley Armbruster whispers something to Ashley Boulet, Ashley Quinn, and Ashley Tomassian]
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
Ooh, scandalous.
[they laugh then cut to a water fountain, T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf are waiting  for their turn on the water out Grumpy Dwarf is seen waiting impatiently for Commander Peepers to finish up]
Ashley Spinelli
Come on Grumpy.
Louie Duck
We can’t wait all day, we got fifty-two minutes of recess left and i am not gonna waist it waiting for some water.
Commander Peepers
Oh, that’s some good water, Gyro really outdone himself with the construction of the Gearloose Hydro-Electric Dam, and the Gearloose water fountains.
Sneezy Dwarf
We’ll uh, be at the jungle gym if you need us Grumpy.
Grumpy Dwarf
Yeah, I’ll wait.
Commander Peepers
Oh, I don't think I can drink another drop, your turn Grumpy.
Grumpy Dwarf
What are you, five.
Commander Peepers
I’m in the sixth grade just so you’ll know.
[Commander Peepers walks off]
Grumpy Dwarf
Finally, some H2O.
[water is squirted at him it was done by Ashley Armbruster as she, Ashley Boulet, Ashley Quinn and Ashley Tomassian all surround him]
Ashley Armbruster
Hey there, Grumpy.
Grumpy Dwarf
Oh, how festive. I was just going to get some water until you, “daddy’s rich brats” showed up.
[Grumpy Dwarf processed to get some water as Ashley Armbruster takes a block of goat cheese and a 2018 OCAW Carbine]
Ashley Armbruster
Ooh, what’s this, how expensive.
Grumpy Dwarf
Hey! You give that back!
[Ashley Armbruster examines the 2018 OCAW Carbine as she tosses the block of goat cheese to Ashley Boulet she takes a bite out of it only to spit it out]
Ashley Boulet
Oh, that is like the most disgusting cheese I ever had in my life, and we’re like rich A.N.Ts and we have New York steak and cider juice for breakfast.
Grumpy Dwarf
I said give that back to me.
Ashley Boulet
Whatever, first, you gotta tell us what it is.
[Ashley Boulet tosses the goat cheese to Ashley Quinn
Grumpy Dwarf
That’s...my...goat cheese!
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
You’re what?
Grumpy Dwarf
Give me back my goat cheese!
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian / Grumpy Dwarf
...Goat cheese…
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
...Jinx!
[the Ashley laugh at Grumpy Dwarf]
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
You can’t talk, you can’t talk!
[Grumpy Dwarf barely contains his anger at this and takes a breath]
Ashley Armbruster
Uh, uh, uh, it’s part of the Kid’s Unwritten Code of Honor you said something at the same time we said something and we called jinx, you can’t talk until someone says your name hey where would we be without the code.
[the Ashleys laughs at Grumpy Dwarf and runs off Grumpy Dwarf sees T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog he smiles and runs over to them, cut to a swing set the Ashleys all regroup there]
Ashley Boulet
Oh my gosh, that’s so…
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
Scandalous
Ashley Armbruster
And it’s just began.
Ashley Boulet
What do you mean, Ashley A?
Ashley Armbruster
Well Ashley B, if we can keep Grumpy’s friends or everyone else from saying his name, Wittle Grumpy Wumpy won’t be able to talk again.
Ashley Boulet
Oh, you are like so bad.
Ashley Quinn
Did you like get some tips on how to be evil and took some magic lessons from Hildy Gloom.
Ashley Armbruster
Nah. It’s more like a natural talent same thing with magic like I should like be an A.N.T.
[jungle gym T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf, Sneezy Dwarf are seen hanging out as Grumpy Dwarf runs to them then he waves both his arms side by side]
Vince LaSalle
What’s he doing?
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Grumpy, did something happen to you? Are you in distress or something?
Gretchen Grundler
Bonkers, I believe he’s trying to communicate.
T.J Detweiler
Yeah can't you tell.
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Detwilere, Gretchen, as a cop, and a Toon, when I see someone waving both arms side by side that means they are in distress.
Happy Dwarf
I know you wants to play charades don’t you Grumpy.
[Grumpy Dwarf facepalms then point at his mouth then shakes his head “no”]
Mikey Blumberg
I no eat, Grumpy; you eat cheese all the time.
Bashful Dwarf
What are you trying to say, Grum…
[Ashley Tomassian kicks Bashful Dwarf, Sneezy Dwarf catches him]
Ashley Tomassian
Bashful you should totally like move out of the way, I could have tripped on you.
Bashful Dwarf
Tripped on. Hey you kicked me!
Ashley Tomassian
No, I did not!
Bashful Dwarf
Did to!
Ashley Tomassian
Did not!
Bashful Dwarf
Did to!
Ashley Tomassian
Did not!
Bashful Dwarf
Did not, Sneezy saw it!
Sneezy Dwarf
Yeah I saw it!
Ashley Tomassian
Did not!
Sneezy Dwarf
Did not!
[as Bashful Dwarf and Ashley Tomassian argue in the background Grumpy Dwarf gets an idea and points to Wander’s hat]
Wander
My hat, what do you need it for.
[Grumpy Dwarf signs mustard and mayo bottles]
Wander
Oh, you want sandwich condiments...(pulls out some mustard and mayo bottles from his hat)...what do you want, mustard or mayo.
[Grumpy facepalms again and points at both mustard and mayo
Wander
Both, ok.
[Wander hands Grumpy Dwarf mustard and mayo bottles and he begins writing Ashley Boulet sees Grumpy Dwarf who had written “Guys, I was at the water fountain when the Ashleys stole my goat cheese and my Airsoft carbine. I tried to get it back then they jinxed me.” Ashley Boulet signals to Ashley Armbruster then they walk off as Bashful Dwarf, sneezy Dwarf and Ashley Tomassian continue arguing]
Ashley Tomassian
Did not!
Bashful Dwarf
Did to!
Ashley Tomassian
Did not!
Bashful Dwarf
Did to!
[tribal kindergartners area, the tribal kindergartners has gathered around their plants and are paying homage to it Ashley Armbruster barges in]
Ashley Armbruster
Hey tribal kindergartners, want  some candy. In bulk?
[Ashley Armbruster presents a box of candy bars in bulk to the tribal kindergartners they looks at each other and they all run toward her]
Tribal kindergartners
Candy, candy, candy, candy…
[Ashley Armbruster tosses the candy bar to Ashley Boulet as the Tribal kindergartners continue to chant “candy”]
Ashley Tomassian
Did not!
Bashful Dwarf
Did to!
[Ashley Boulet throws the candy bar to Sleepy Dwarf and it lands on him then Ashley Boulet takes Mr. Hicklepips and throws it right next to Grumpy Dwarf’s message, then some rumbling is heard]
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Stampede!
[Sleepy Dwarf wakes up due to the noise]
Sleepy Dwarf
What’s all the noise?
[Sleepy Dwarf sees the candy bar in his hands instead of Mr. Hicklepips
Sleepy Dwarf
What the...Mr. Hicklepips?
[Sleepy Dwarf sees the tribal kindergartners as they stamped on Grumpy Dwarf’s message and on Mr. Hicklepips and he throws the candy box at Andy Watchdog]
Andy Watchdog
Huh, how did...
[the tribal kindergartners all pile up on him back at the sandbox Grumpy Dwarf mustard and mayo message has been ruined along with Mr. Hicklepips he walks to Doc Dwarf and begins speaking in lip]
Doc Dwarf
Hold on I can translate lip, Dopey can help.
[cut to Ashley Boulet, Ashley Quinn and Ashley Tomassian, Ashley Tomassian bumps Ashley Quinn]
Ashley Tomassian
(wispering)
Doc’s a geniuse and he’s gonna break that jinx with his brains.
Ashley Boulet
(wispering)
We got to do somehting, waitn he’s liek real obsessed with rainbows.
[Ashley Boulet points at Doc’s hat and signals Ashley Quinn and points at Dopey Dwarf, Happy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf they all nod]
Ashley Quinn
Hey Doc look, a double rainbow.
Doc Dwarf
Where? Oh my, double rainbow all the way.
[Doc Dwarf looks off and Ashley Quinn swipes Doc’s hat off his head then Doc Dwarf checks his head had found out that his hat is gone then turns around and sees that Ashley Quinn had swiped Doc’s hat off his head]
Doc Dwarf
Hey! That’s my hat! Give it back to me!
[Ashley Quinn raises her right arm high to where Doc Dwarf can’t reach.
Ashley Quinn
Hey, Ashley B, Ashley T, look what I swiped.
Ashley Boulet
Ooh.
Ashley Tomassian
Doc’s hat, so...
Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
Scandalos….
Doc Dwarf
My hat can defend itself from attackers to let you know.
Ashley Quinn
Oh, that hat has to be like sentient in order do that.
Ashley Boulet
Yeah, like; Gyro’s Armstrong robot.
[the hat reviles two gloved arms and it tickles Ashley Quinn into dropping Doc’s hat then Doc’s hat put itself back on Doc’s head]
Doc Dwarf
Now, that wasn't very nice.
Sneezy Dwarf
Yeah, you’re mean peepy girls.
Dopey Dwarf
(whistles “uh-huh”)
Happy Dwarf
Come on guys, maybe a song would cheer them up
Ashley Tomassian
Oh, can I see you’re guitar it is totally out of tune.
Happy Dwarf
Uh, ok.
[Ashley Tomassian takes Happy Dwarf’s guitar and “tunes” it]
Ashley Tomassian
There
[Happy Dwarf plays his guitar it is  out of tune one of the strings snaps
Happy Dwarf
You guys are right, the Ashleys are mean girls.
[cut to Grumpy Dwarf he looks off and sees an unattended Watchdog blaster Grumpy Dwarf waves to T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf and runs to it]
Bashful Dwarf
What’s up with Grumpy today?
Ashley Tomassian
Today He’s always like that, like totally whacked out.
Sneezy Dwarf
Is not!
Ashley Tomassian
Is to!
Sneezy Dwarf
Is not!
Ashley Tomassian
Is to!
[Grumpy Dwarf picks up the Watchdog blaster and begins scorching the school wall with it; this attracts Commander Peepers’ attention]
Commander Peepers
Hey! You there.
[Commander Peepers walks to Grumpy Dwarf and swipes the blaster away from Grumpy Dwarf]
Commander Peepers
Yeah, you! What were you thinking!
[Grumpy Dwarf does not speak]
Commander Peepers
Scorching the school wall with my blaster! You better have a very good reason for that!
[Grumpy Dwarf still does not speak]
Commander Peepers
Oh, not gonna talk are you?! Fine, you can speak to King Bob about this!
[Grumpy Dwarf walks off with Commander Peepers his blaster pointed at him Ludo sees then and runs off then cut to T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf Ashley Tomassian is still arguing with Bashful Dwarf]
Bashful Dwarf
Is not!
Ashley Tomassian
Is to!
[a crowd of students all runs to screen right Ludo is among them ending the argument]
T.J Detweiler
What’s going on Ludo?
Ludo
Have you heard what happened, Grumpy stood up to Commander Peepers and he’s taking him to King Bob.
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
Ooh, scandalous.
[the Ashleys runs off, cut to Commander Peepers he has Grumpy Dwarf at blaster point as he faces King Bob and Lord Hater]
Commander Peepers
Sir, I caught the dwarf here stealing my blaster and scorching the wall with it and now he won’t even apologize.
King Bob
Well, well, what do you have to say for yourself?
[Grumpy Dwarf does not respond]
Commander Peepers
See what I mean, King Bob, li’l plumping won’t talk
King Bob
Well talk, little plumping, talk…(Grumpy still doesn't talk)...I order you to talk.
Commander Peepers
See he won’t talk, You’re Majesty.
King Bob
Save that for later Peepers, there is only one punishment for this kind of insolence, send this dwarf pint to the wheel and have your Watchdogs spin it.
[cut to Grumpy Dwarf he is chained to the wheel and is being spun by Watchdogs, Andy Watchdog and some Bodyguards stands there]
Everyone
Faster, faster, faster, faster!
Buff Frog
He’s so brave, how he takes it all in silence, like our Jesus Christ.
[T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf all walks in]
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Let Grumpy go you unjust monsters.
[Bonkers D. Bobcat jumps on a Bodyguard]
Unnamed Bodyguard
(Arkansas accent)
Get out of town, Ink Stain.
[Unnamed Bodyguard throws Bonkers D. Bobcat off of him several Bodyguards walks to holding tree branches]
Unnamed Bodyguard #2
(Arkansas accent)
We don’t take kindly to Hollywood Toons like you!
Bonkers D. Bobcat
This can't be good.
[the Bodyguards then beat Bonkers D. Bobcat Rodney King styled T.J Detweiler tries to bolt in but March Hare and Fall Apart Rabbit leg locks him]
T.J Detweiler
Ah, March Hare, Fall Apart, let me go.
Ashley Armbruster
My gosh, like that, is so a repeat of Rodney King.
Ashley Boulet
But it’s a Toon who’s going through what King went through.
Ashley Armbruster
Ooh.
[Ashley Armbruster pulls out her phone and records it, then Finster’s voice s head]
Muriel Finster
Hey, what are you kids think you’re doing?!
Meteora Butterfly
Everyone of you is acting wayward in some way or another.
Bodyguard #1
(Arkansas accent)
It’s Finster!
Ludo
and she’s backed up by Heinous! Run!
[everyone runs off as Muriel Finster and Meteora Butterfly walks into view the Watchdogs all scatter as Meteora Butterfly stops the merry go round with her foot and Muriel Finster yanks Grumpy Dwarf off the merry go round
Muriel Finster
What’s your story, boy?
[Grumpy Dwarf points away]
Muriel Finster
Oh, a troublemaker huh?
Meteora Butterfly
Is he the wayward-troublemaker or troublemaker-troublemaker.
Muriel Finster
Looks like a wayward troublemaker.
Meteora Butterfly
Take him to the principal's office!
[T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf all walks to Muriel Finster and Meteora Butterfly
T.J Detweiler
But Miss Finster, Miss Butterfly it’s not his fault.
Meteora Butterfly
Oh, I’m sorry. He can explain that to the principal! If he talks.
[Ashley Armbruster, Ashley Boulet, Ashley Quinn, and Ashley Tomassian peers out]
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
Ooh, scandalous.
[later all the kids are seen looking into Principal Prickly office who is seen with Muriel Finster, Meteora Butterfly, and Gemini]
Muriel Finster
Talk little munchkin, talk.
[Grumpy Dwarf is still silent]
Muriel Finster
I told you, sir. He’s a troublemaker, a wayward troublemaker
Meteora Butterfly
I say we throw him in detention until he’s 19 in dwarf years.
Gemini
That's 8.4 years in public school time.
Principal Prickly
Now now, there Finster Meteora, there are other ways to skin dwarves…(to Grumpy Dwarf)... Juice packet?
Meteora Butterfly
Oh, juice packet, we don't do that in St. Olga’s.
Principal Prickly
Relax, Meteora, I got this covered…(to Grumpy Dwarf)...You dwarves like juice packets after working in the 7D jewel mine don’t you, you know, located directly below the school, so what's your name.
[Grumpy Dwarf looks around, Ashley Armbruster signs zipped lips and he doesn't talk]
Gemini
So, what class are you, Grokie, Big Bad Wolf or, Mrs. Gloom.
[Grumpy Dwarf still doesn't talk]
Principal Prickly
Did you see Black Panther or Avengers Infinity War?
[Grumpy Dwarf still doesn't talk]
Principal Prickly
Speak you little...blathering blatherskite! Meteora this is a worse case scenario I can’t have a wayward rebellious dwarf in the school if this gets out of hand and P.U.B chairman Scrooge McDuck hears about it...
Scrooge McDuck
(O.S)
Hear about what?
[cut to Scrooge McDuck and Launchpad McQuack he is seen looking into the office]
Principal Prickly
Uh, the budget, yeah, still working on the budget for next school year.
Scrooge McDuck
Ok, and one more thing, if I catch wind of a wayward rebellious dwarf that you can’t handle You will be fired.
[Scrooge McDuck walks off
Principal Prickly
Miss Lemon, get me district headquarters.
[everyone gasps]
Gemini
And risk Scrooge McDuck finding out, no way, have sent to St. O’s with minimum risk.
Principal Prickly
Yes way, Gemini! the thing I the hate most is the richest the duck in the world who’s “chairman of P.U.B” telling me how I do my job.
Meteora Butterfly
How about I send him to St. Olga’s Reform School For Wayward Princesses, I’ll make that dwarf talk one way or the other.
[cut to the Ashleys they all laugh
Ashley Armbruster
Come on Ashleys let’s like find another window, shall we?
[the Ashleys walks off, cut to T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf]
T.J Detweiler
We got to do something, you guys.
Bashful Dwarf
We can’t let Grumpy be sent to St.Olga’s on false pretenses, the queen will file a lawsuit against the district.
T. J Detwiler
I don,t think Queen Delightful would do that.
Lord Starchbottom
She can’t but I can. I went to Harvard ten years ago to try out for the football team but I took the law program to represent the football team during the Recession and took some online courses into becoming a civil and criminal prosecutor, and should Grumpy be sent to St.Olga’s on false pretences, I and Queen Delightful will sue the school district.
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Yeah, remember what happened in that fertility clinic back in second grade that made all your potential younger siblings inviable.
T. J Detweiler
Yeah, so?
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Your parents sued the clinic to bankruptcy with Starchy after that, Scrooge McDuck bought the clinic and it was never the same again, and Starchy was fully responsible.
[a B.O.E Lamborghini rolls up on the street a B.O.E agent and a district psychologist are seen]
district psychologist
Let’s go see the dwarf who doesn't talk
[in Prickley’s office
District Psychologist
What the matter little dwarf, are you sick, unhappy, what would make you happy, four day school week, cut hours, mandatory fast food lunches.
[Grumpy Dwarf still doesn't talk]
Principal Prickly
Can’t you see that he’s mocking you he won’t tell us his name, he won’t tell us who his parents or guardians are, he’s not just any bad egg he’s a...oh I can’t believe I’m gonna say this…a stupid wayward rebellious dwarf of a bad egg.
[Scrooge McDuck walks by and here this
Scrooge McDuck
Principal Prickly, you of all people can’t handle disciplining a wayward rebellious dwarf, you’ve also managed to open a lawsuit.
Meteora Butterfly
What if I send Grumpy to St. Olga’s Reform School For Wayward Princesses from there I'll get him to talk, one way or another Scrooge.
Scrooge McDuck
I don’t know about that, lassie. That carries a big risk, if this gets botched and we end up psyocligy breaking him, that’s gonna be trillions in legal fees and lawsuits.
[Cut to the Ashleys they all laugh at this]
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
Ooh, scandalous.
Ashley Quinn
Who thought that one little jinx can like lead Grumpy into literally going to St Olga’s.
Ashley Armbruster
Come on, let’s see if we can keep it going.
[The Ashleys all enter in soon T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf]
Vince LaSalle
So that’s why Grumpy can't talk, the Ashleys jinxed him.
Mikey Blumberg
Cruel fiends, jinxing a cute little dwarf.
Doc Dwarf
Cruel? Those preppy girls were being mean to us.
Mikey Blumberg
Cruel flap…(horn honk)...ding…(duck quack)...weadle...(ringing)...animals, being mean to the 7D.
Wander
Whoa, Mikey, I wouldn't exactly call them flap…(honk)…ding…(duck quack) … weadle … (ringing)…animals.
Sylvia
But they are up there in the cruelty department.
T.J Detweiler
Come on, we gotta go say his name before it’s too late.
[Prickley’s office Grumpy Dwarf walls with two guards with him he sees that every student had turned out for him they begin walking]
Random Student #1
He’s a kook.
Random Student #2
He’s a rebel.
Random Student #3
He’s a dwarf-man, oh man.
[they open the doors and proceed to walk him out then they close the door then  T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf all run ]
T.J Detweiler / Vince LaSalle / Mikey Blumberg / Ashley Spinelli / Gretchen Grundler / Gus Grizwald / Bonkers D. Bobcat / Wander / Sylvia / Wesley Watchdog / Huey Duck / Dewey Duck / Louie Duck / Webby Vanderquack / Bashful Dwarf / Doc Dwarf / Happy Dwarf / Sleepy Dwarf / Sneezy Dwarf
Grumpy. Grumpy. Grumpy!
Dopey Dwarf
(whistles “Grumpy.”)
T.J Detweiler
Let’s try the other door
[Outside Meteora Butterfly is seen she opens a portal with dimensional scissors with Gemini]
Gemini
Ok kids, move aside, move aside.
[the kids all moves aside]
[cut to one side of the crowd
Random Student #4
We’ll never forget you, quiet dwarf
Students
Quiet dwarf, quiet dwarf, quiet dwarf
Commander Peepers
Sorry I hogged the water, quiet dwarf hug, Andy
[Andy Watchdog hugs Commander Peepers cut to the hallway T.J Detweiler Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Huey Duck, Dewey Duck, Louie Duck, Webby Vanderquack Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf in the hallway T.J Detweiler sees the P.A microphone
T.J Detweiler
Not if I can't help it.
[T.J Detweiler and Bonkers D. Bobcat runs in through the scanner door and trips the alarms and the bulger scooper defense mechanism]
Doc Dwarf
T.J that door scanner is directly linked to the to my patten super duper bulger scooper.
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Wait for T.J, did Doc say the bulger scooper defense mechanism
[T.J Detweiler picks up the microphone linked to the P.A system but two gloved arms come out from Prickley’s recliner and grab T.J Detweiler dropping the P.A microphone then he tries to walk to the microphone but the gloved arms holds him off the ground
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Not to worry T.J, I shall save you from those mechanical hands.
T.J Detweiler
Less talking about it, more action.
[Bonkers D. Bobcat pushes the mechanical hands off of T.J Detweiler and it instead grabs Bonkers D. Bobcat and squeezes him uptight.
Bonkers D. Bobcat
Ok, T’J, Now go say Grumpy’s name over the P.A system.
[T.J Detweiler gets on the P.A system and activates it the alarm gets everyone’s attention even Grumpy Dwarf who is about to go into the interdininoton portal]
T.J Detweiler
(over P.A)
Attention Third Street...hold on, Doc kill the alarm...
Doc Dwarf
(over P.A)
All over it T. J.
[Doc Dwarf turns off the alarm]
Doc Dwarf
(over P.A)
There you go.
T.J Detweiler
(over P.A)
Ok, Attention Third Street Elementary School, Grumpy Dwarf has been jinxed, I repeat Grumpy Dwarf has been jinxed.
Grumpy Dwarf
Whew, Another second and I would have been across the portal.
Meteora Butterfly
What was he jinxed?
Scrooge McDuck
Well of course he was, it’s part of the kid’s unwritten code of honor lassie, you know my ancestors were the ones who came up with the code.
Launchpad McQuack
(to Meteora Butterfly)
That means you can't send a jinxed dwarf to your reform school now.
[Meteora Butterfly pushes Launchpad McQuack into the portal]
Meterta Butterfly
Come on.
[both Meteora Butterfly and Gemini walkin the portal then Meteora Butterfly pushes Launchpad McQuack into the portal again]
Grumpy Dwarf
Why thank you, Scrooge, President of the Parent Union Board (P.U.B).
Scrooge McDuck
I’m just looking out for you laddie, I know I’ve been through this when I was a wee duckling from the  Ashley’s great uncles.
Grumpy Dwarf
Ashley’s great...You four!
[Grumpy Dwarf walks to the Ashleys]
Grumpy Dwarf
You’re little jinx almost got me sent to St. Olga’s Reform School you wanna know who you are? You are...
[cut to Scrooge McDuck and Launchpad McQuack]
Scrooge McDuck
Laddies, you might want to cover your ears.
[cut to Grumpy Dwarf he pulls out a microphone linked to the P.A system]
Grumpy Dwarf
You are needle nose…(horn honk)…sippy…(bell ringing)...bon-dongle…(duck quack)...rich brats…(shouting)...and it goes to everyone…(normal voice)...baring Scrooge...(shouting)...for mistaking me as a…(horn honk)…miscreant!! Unbelievable!!
Principal Prickly
So that’s it he completely disrupted my entire school and you’re gonna do nothing. This is outrageous! Blathering Blatherskite; this justice system is cheap.
Scrooge McDuck
You’re lucky that dwarf didn't get wrongfully sent to St. O’s.
[Principal Prickly walks off in frustration cut to Commander Peepers]
Commander Peepers
Wait, Grumpy you were jinxed this whole time?
Grumpy Dwarf
Yeah, hope you’re not mad at me.
Commander Peepers
Mad? Never It’s actually pretty cool.
Lena DeSpell
You’re a bigger hero than we first thought.
[Everyone  chants “Jinxed Dwarf” as the Watchdogs carry Grumpy Dwarf away cut to T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf]
Wander
You know, for a dwarf who’s always being grouchy, he sure knows what it means to be a kid.
[some giggle is head and we see the Ashleys]
Ashley Armbruster
Well, someone was like, bound to say his name sooner or later.
Ashley Boulet
Now that is like, epic.
Ashley Quinn
Say, I wonder if we can do something like that on another dwarf, like Doc, Sneezy or even on a humanoid like Wander like next recess.
[cut to T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat, Wander, Sylvia, Wesley Watchdog, Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf and Sneezy Dwarf, Ashley Spinelli drops a twenty dollar bill]
Ashley Spinelli
You thinking what I’m thinking.
Bashful Dwarf
Oh yeah.
Doc Dwarf
Defenlily.
[Ashley Spinelli throws a twenty dollar bill on the ground]
Hey Ashleys…(the Ashleys turn their attention to the recess gang Ashley Spinelli picks up the twenty dollar bill)...one of you dropped twenty dollars.
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian
Ooh…
Ashley Armbruster / Ashley Boulet / Ashley Quinn / Ashley Tomassian / T.J Detweiler / Vince LaSalle / Mikey Blumberg / Ashley Spinelli / Gretchen Grundler / Gus Grizwald / Bonkers D. Bobcat / Bashful Dwarf / Doc Dwarf / Happy Dwarf / Sleepy Dwarf / Sneezy Dwarf
…Scandalous…
Bashful Dwarf / Doc Dwarf / Happy Dwarf / Sleepy Dwarf / Sneezy Dwarf
...Jinx.
Dopey Dwarf
(whistles “Jinx”)
[T.J Detweiler, Vince LaSalle, Mikey Blumberg, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Gus Grizwald, Bonkers D. Bobcat Bashful Dwarf, Doc Dwarf, Dopey Dwarf, Happy Dwarf, Grumpy Dwarf, Sleepy Dwarf, Sneezy Dwarf and Gladstone Gander all laughs at the Ashleys]
Doc Dwarf
That’s for being mean to all seven of us.
[Ashley Armbruster signs someone to the other Ashleys]
[End of Jinxed Grumpy]