I'm sorry that I ate your fries,
I should've looked you in the eye,
and realised you'd cry.
I'm the Lord of All Evil, but still,
that doesn't make me a mean guy.
I make my subjects reduced to tears,
But, Marcie, don't be afraid of me
Because it's one of my greatest fears.
When the world burned I thought you were gone.
So I ate some fries. I ate lots of fries.
I wanted to take the pain away. Yes, I hurt,
I can hurt. Even when I have won.
Why did I stop looking? What was wrong with me?
That senile old man-how could I be a worse father than he?
For a thousand years, I've tried to say sorry
Even with the map reborn, I...
I couldn't say sorry.
I may be the Devil, but I should be your God.
Not some inconsiderate clod.
In the Land of Ooo, I was sucking up souls
'Cause I'm chaotic evil to all but you.
Then you restored my...um...heart holes.
I'm not so mean, at least not to you.
I'm not a jerk, I can't be a tool.
Even though the only thing worse than me is As