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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BINCH
'Oh fucking boy,' You think, fear clutching at your gut, 'I can see the headlines tomorrow. Gotham Teen Gets Stabbed To Death After Run In With Mugger.'
But with Gotham, and with the Joker on the loose, you'd be lucky to make it into the back page. Stabbings should not be this common, but yet here you are, proving it to yourself. And- oh fuck, you managed to make eye contact with the shady dude holding a knife-
You hightail it as fast as you can and in the other direction, but your assailant is bigger, more athletic, has a weird beard like he was trying to copy the one Bruce Wayne had a few months ago, and smelt like cheap booze. He's managed slam you into a wall, luckily onto your side and it doesn't hurt that much, a hand around your throat and a knife against your cheek.
"Money or I'll--" A flash of green, yellow and red and the guy is throw off you;
Gotham might be a shitty, crime-ridden capitalist nightmare, but it was home to Gotham's finest. (No, not the police, you're talking about fucking Batman and Co.) You watch the fight unfold, low-key impressed and high-key feeling like, damn, there is no way anyone will ever believe this if I told them. Robin manages to knock the knife out of the big bad's hand, and when you cheer, he flashes a smile, eyes flashing underneath the domino mask.
"Hey! Stay in school," He says, making eye contact after knocking a clean uppercut onto the mugger's jaw, "Promise me that?"
"I," You pause. "I will...?"
"Nice," The Boy Wonder lands another nice kick, this time onto his crotch, and wins a grunt in return. "Try not to phrase it like a question."
You're flabbergasted, and about to throw some random, slurred words out, but catch yourself last minute. "I will." You chuckle at his adamancy: you didn't have much to do otherwise, anyways.
"Cool," he grins, and you can't believe you're blushing because of a boy in spandex and matching gloves. He manages to knock the guy out, and handcuffs him to a nearby lamppost. "Don't do drugs!" He says it like how others would say 'goodbye'.
Robin tosses you a bloodstained candy bar before flaunting away to continue his patrol.