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Published: February 11, 2012
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have you ever heard someone say "I feel like a million bucks"?

that person has just EATEN one million dollars

you should ask them for money, because they clearly have a lot to spare
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JshaukHobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahahahah! I'm going to go empty my bank account and become the strongest man in the world!
Shiver-Slice's avatar
"you should ask them for money, because they clearly have a lot to spare"
If I asked them for money wouldn't they just shit out the cash? ... I'll pass, thanks.
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LucieniibiProfessional General Artist
BILL GATES MUST BE SO MUSCULAR
Dustman121's avatar
BAH! Money is for the weak! Now jewels on the other hand, will make a man strong!
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ThatOtherCartoonistHobbyist General Artist
I would certainly agree with you there, at least in part. The colour of the jewels has to match your tie, otherwise it just makes you overweight. So Fletcher, for instance, would need to eat emeralds and such. Bow-ties don't count. That's why the clown from this old antics strip ([link]) is really fat. He wanted to be a strongman, but he forgot it didn't work with his polka-dot bow-tie.
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That poor,poor clown
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ThatOtherCartoonistHobbyist General Artist
Yes... It was a sad day for all of us once the world suddenly realised that obesity is one of the most un-funny things in the world.
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GlassMan-RVHobbyist General Artist
Well, at least he's stopped barking.
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