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A Pharaoh in a White Hoodie
       So, I take it that you've all made your decision. I mean, you guys did drop off the pale corpse of a certain infamous killer on the front step of my workshop along with thirty-five thousand dollars wrapped up in the remains of his classic white hoodie. There was also a note attached to it, saying you wanted to give him an Egyptian pharaoh style funeral and to use his hoodie to wrap up his vital organs. There was even a small wooden case with four canopic jars with I must say, you all have expensive tastes especially for one who always seems to come back from the dead. But I am not one to judge; you are paying for my service and not my
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The Lion King Looks Pretty Good
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Multiverse Oc: The Mortician
GENERAL Real Name: Jay Frazer Alias: The Mortician, Dr. Burial Meaning to Name: They're a mortician and they help bury the bodies. Nickname(s): Blue Jay (since he wears blue a lot) Age: 26 D.O.B: April 29th, 1993 Birthplace: Reminderville, Ohio Language(s): English, Spanish Voice: Gravelly with a hint of sarcasm in it. Current Residence: Alderson, West Virginia Gender: Male Species/Race: Human Status: Alive Alliance: Whoever pays for a funeral. Occupation: Mortician Weapon(s): Just a pistol for protection and scalpels. Method of Killing: Doesn't actually kill Phrase: (famous catchphrase or a quote that's often associ
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Cruise Ship Battle
  Captain Horseason stared angrily at the enemy cruise ship, its water cannons aimed towards the bowel of his cruise ship. He grabbed the radio on the controls and lifted it to his ear. A voice came on from the other end.  "Hello, who am I speaking to currently?"  "You are speaking to Captain Horseason of the Mediterranean Prince. State your name, rank, and reason for attacking us."  "You are currently speaking to the infamous Captain MacHeath of the Crusty Crunch Cruise. Now hand over your supplies and passengers. Don't be a manmbruko and refuse, otherwise, you and your shirts will be blasted before you can even move half a knot.” M
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The True Me
        In truth, I despise talking about myself. There’s really nothing impressive about my life or myself for that matter. All I have are my words, my fantastical ideas, and those protagonists and side characters who, thankfully, read my works. Truth be told,
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I am a Mortician
I am a retired mortician, who helped to embalm the odd body every now and again. I was working towards my mortuarys degree at the young age of twenty. It was actually pretty easy to do, at least for me, to learn the anatomy of the human body, be able to properly embalm even the largest of corpses, and memorize the laws of the mortuary services in case I ever get threatened by a lawsuit. And I got to say, after being an intern mortician for about two years, I learned many things while on the job. Small things, but they can be pretty eye opening and somewhat useful at times to understanding death and how it effects those who experience loss.
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Momo X Zalgo: The Cinder Date
CINDER Momo, 22 4 miles away                                                                                                                                Was a sculpture, then came to life, now I'm looking for love.    Zalgo looked up from the screen to stare at the creature sitting across from him, staring at her phone with her wide eyes, trying to figure out what he wrote on his profile.        "S҉͉͕͓o͇̗͔̹," he said, trying to break the ice. "W҉̩̣͙̪̼͙̺͔͠͞h̩͚̲̱̗͚͓͡ḁ̱̼͙͟&#8
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RPG2000 BGM START
At the start, there is nothing but blood. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD There is only one option and that is blood. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD The end, is filled with blood. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD And all of this blood sits upon a twinkling sound as the game finally starts diving deep into the blood.
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A Pharaoh in a White Hoodie
       So, I take it that you've all made your decision. I mean, you guys did drop off the pale corpse of a certain infamous killer on the front step of my workshop along with thirty-five thousand dollars wrapped up in the remains of his classic white hoodie. There was also a note attached to it, saying you wanted to give him an Egyptian pharaoh style funeral and to use his hoodie to wrap up his vital organs. There was even a small wooden case with four canopic jars with I must say, you all have expensive tastes especially for one who always seems to come back from the dead. But I am not one to judge; you are paying for my service and not my
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The Lion King Looks Pretty Good
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New Tortoise Friend
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Multiverse Oc: The Mortician
GENERAL Real Name: Jay Frazer Alias: The Mortician, Dr. Burial Meaning to Name: They're a mortician and they help bury the bodies. Nickname(s): Blue Jay (since he wears blue a lot) Age: 26 D.O.B: April 29th, 1993 Birthplace: Reminderville, Ohio Language(s): English, Spanish Voice: Gravelly with a hint of sarcasm in it. Current Residence: Alderson, West Virginia Gender: Male Species/Race: Human Status: Alive Alliance: Whoever pays for a funeral. Occupation: Mortician Weapon(s): Just a pistol for protection and scalpels. Method of Killing: Doesn't actually kill Phrase: (famous catchphrase or a quote that's often associ
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Cruise Ship Battle
  Captain Horseason stared angrily at the enemy cruise ship, its water cannons aimed towards the bowel of his cruise ship. He grabbed the radio on the controls and lifted it to his ear. A voice came on from the other end.  "Hello, who am I speaking to currently?"  "You are speaking to Captain Horseason of the Mediterranean Prince. State your name, rank, and reason for attacking us."  "You are currently speaking to the infamous Captain MacHeath of the Crusty Crunch Cruise. Now hand over your supplies and passengers. Don't be a manmbruko and refuse, otherwise, you and your shirts will be blasted before you can even move half a knot.” M
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The True Me
        In truth, I despise talking about myself. There’s really nothing impressive about my life or myself for that matter. All I have are my words, my fantastical ideas, and those protagonists and side characters who, thankfully, read my works. Truth be told,
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I am a Mortician
I am a retired mortician, who helped to embalm the odd body every now and again. I was working towards my mortuarys degree at the young age of twenty. It was actually pretty easy to do, at least for me, to learn the anatomy of the human body, be able to properly embalm even the largest of corpses, and memorize the laws of the mortuary services in case I ever get threatened by a lawsuit. And I got to say, after being an intern mortician for about two years, I learned many things while on the job. Small things, but they can be pretty eye opening and somewhat useful at times to understanding death and how it effects those who experience loss.
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RPG2000 BGM START
At the start, there is nothing but blood. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD There is only one option and that is blood. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD The end, is filled with blood. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD And all of this blood sits upon a twinkling sound as the game finally starts diving deep into the blood.
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The Fossil
    England 1852    Angelica Smith walked outside her small cottage just as Albert Crowell, the local mail carrier for the small town of Dorchester, rode up on his horse. He always wore a drab black cloak, his spider web-like hair on full display for all to see, and the eternal frown he wore. He approached Angelica, shoving a package into her arms with a low grunt.    “Oh, thank you, Mr. Crowell,” Angelica said, giving him a small smile.    He let out a grumble of that could have been an answer or a curse. He then walked back to his feeble horse, pulled himself on, and trotted away to shove more mail into the hands of her uns
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November 12, 2018
Deep down in me I always felt envy Towards the mad Because their perspective of life Is one, the sane shall never have. I remember clearly When as a child I used to play Pretending games Yet never have it crossed my mind That one day Because of these innocent performances I'll become that which society Despise, shun and in some cases Might even execrate. Despite all the hatred That which I came to be Will not change And my self-devotion Towards The Lord Shall not sway. However The alienation which By humanity is forced Upon the minority Crushes many Yet elevates few And I am one of them So tonight When all the stars Have aligned I shall pl
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OFF CH1: Zone 1 (part 1)
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TAILS DOLL - No matter what you saw, HE SAW YOU...
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I Cut Myself...with Scissors
Hello my protagonists~    So I managed to cut myself when I was at work today and bled all over a napkin depicting the American flag. I should probably start with how and why. I work part-time at my local tool shop and they have me, and other workers, clean shelves, find stolen merchandise, restock items, and basically make sure everything is in a form of order. It's a good job. It pays well and the people I work with are super nice and interesting to talk to. So moving along, its almost the end of my shit and I'm fixing a bag that had its top torn off. It was supposed to be hanging from one of the fixtures so I had the bright idea of using
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HAPPY EASTER
Time to eat the boiled and mashed insides of the unborn.... deviled eggs. It's deviled eggs. Have a Happy Easter guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!              
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Whetsit-TuyaEdited |Student General Artist
Do a Momo x Zalgo Melan Rowlet or Jeffrey the Killer Jeff Peeking Hiding smileJust a pipe(description)
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The dirty deed is doneSamurai Jack - Scaramouch 3 
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Whetsit-TuyaEdited |Student General Artist
:iconcreepyspongebobplz:
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Not my best work, but I tried. Did you enjoy?~Lego Joker Smile 
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SweetLittleBun|Hobbyist General Artist
<3 Thank you so much for the watch!! <3
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Hey, you deserve it. Your artwork is awesome!!<3
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Disease-Love12|Hobbyist General Artist
HAPPY BIRTHAY!!! :D 
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