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Understand this, I am NOT a brony. That is impossible for me. I can see how the you might not believe me after you go through the evidence, but I can assure you that I am not one of the herd very simply.

I am utterly ashamed of myself for being a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Just because I love it, doesn't mean I am happy that I love it. To be a brony, you have tae like MLP and be proud of it. Since I'm not proud, I cannot be a brony. Simple. I'm just a freaky loner who loves MLP.

I thought I could keep it 100% secret, but I keep sabotaging myself by giving things away to friends and family. If directly questioned "do you like MLP?" I'd be screwed as it's against my nature to lie about what I like.

That it's an animated show doesn't bother me in the slightest, but because it's a programme created FOR little girls does. But I've fallen into it all the same. Reading the darker fan fictions (like The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle and of course Cupcakes) was something that I thought would redeem me (relatively speaking), but that was ruined by me loving (as in, utterly falling in love with) My Little Dashie (yes, I cried, go F**k yourself) and the Cupcakes spin off A Precious Rainbow.

To make things worse, I made a pony. You can see him on my profile, and he's my avatar. After I made him, I created two more. All three have back stories. The ideas for my own fan fiction keep burning through my head and I am struggling NOT to write the damn thing.

It's like crack cocaine. You start of with just a sample, and you're addict before you even know it.

Beware my fall. Avoid the ponies!
  • Listening to: Brutal Legend soundtrack
  • Watching: Jack the Ripper: Killer Revealed
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Eva-Janova Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
lol. If it cheers you up I'm converting people. So your not alone in the love hate relationship.
RavenRyy Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2012
It cheers me slightly. I hate that I love so very much!

Thank ye!
Eva-Janova Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2012
But I can make it worse. I've got people asking me to get them some pony theme clothing. I have a hoody and a t-shirt order to finish. Fluttershy is so hard to cater for!
RavenRyy Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012
A little birdy told me of someone telling everyone about me liking MLP. You wouldn't happen to know who that is, would you my dear?
Eva-Janova Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012
If said birdie is gary then yes. XD Cause I'm secretly evil. XD

So catch me if you can!

Oooh... hang on small flaw in that plan...My pegasus can't fly...:S
RavenRyy Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012
Two things about me you should know.

One: I can remember and nurse a grudge for an extremely long time
Two: I am very capable of biding my time, and often retailate after the person who has wronged me has forgotten.

And lest I forget, I believe that revenge should be glorious.

Sweet dreams!
Eva-Janova Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012
If its any help I'm a Christian. You forget. I feel guilty all the time!!!
Not going to forget for a long long time!!!
But if your planning revenge as Pinkie would say...SWEET!
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January 21, 2012