My dialog with Kuchisake-Onna:
Kuchisake: Am I pretty?
Kuchisake: 'removes mask' How about now?
Me: I heard about you, and I know that for what I'm about to say you'll cut my mouth, but I'm a honest person... Yes, you are beutiful... now come on, make the cut! bring the pain! Let's get this over with!