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(Creepypasta) The Raccoons: Lost Episode by RattfinksWife, literature

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(Creepypasta) The Raccoons: Lost Episode

Hey, you guys ever heard of 'The Raccoons? From the '80s?" I happen to be a fan of the series. But however all of that changed when I stumbled upon something eerie at a rummage sale tucked away in the back corner of the town hall last weekend. It was a peculiar find, a dusty old VHS tape with the show's logo slapped onto it, but the color scheme was all off, the characters looked distorted and twisted. The seller, an ancient woman with a toothless grin, said it was a rare collector's item. She told me it was a lost episode, something that was never meant to be seen by the public. Curiosity piqued, I tossed a couple of bucks her way and took it home. Back in my basement, my heart raced as I shoved the tape into the old VHS player. The static on the screen grew louder, the air thick with anticipation. The theme song started playing, but it was slowed down, the notes eerily distorted. The cartoon animals looked like they'd been drawn by a madman, their expressions twisted in pain and

Who Wants Chowder? (Cool McCool Villains Version) by RattfinksWife, literature

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Who Wants Chowder? (Cool McCool Villains Version)

Dr. Madcap: Alright you guys, I got eight crates of ipecac from The Owl, all on my tab. Now whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge. *The 4 villains drink* Dr. Madcap: Okay, here we go... *Brief silence* Dr. Madcap: How's everybody doing? The Rattler: Good, good so far Dr. Madcap: Alright, alright Jack in the Box: Nothing yet Dr. Madcap: Cool, Cool. You know, I-I don't know if you guys had any of that pie already, but that is uh-that is some tasty stuff, that's from the bake sale that Greta- *vomits* Jack in the Box: Oh! One down! I know somebody who won't be having any *vomits* Hurricane Harry: I'm starting to feel funny... The Rattler: Well, I feel fine, I guess I'm gonna- *vomits* Hurricane Harry: Oh boy! That means I win! I get to eat- *vomits* Jack in the Box: *vomits* Oh, Oh God! Why didn't anybody tell me... *vomits* Dr. Madcap: Oh my God, My Insides Are on Fir-*vomits* Jack in the Box: No! No please! No More! No More!

Rattfink x Alex Story #7 by RattfinksWife, literature

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Rattfink x Alex Story #7

Rolling his eyes, Rattfink can't help but sigh as he sees his wife, Alex-Mae, sitting in the middle of their living room floor, surrounded by a mess of glitter and glue. She's humming to herself, a devilish smile on her lips as she sticks another piece of glitter to the cardboard castle she's crafting. "What have you done to my floor?" He asks, his tone a mix of exasperation and amusement. Alex-Mae looks up, her eyes sparkling with mischief. "Oh, just a little art project, darling," she says sweetly, her voice lilting into a childlike giggle. She wiggles her glitter-covered fingers at him, leaving a trail of sparkles in the air. "I wanted to make something special for the grand opening of your new movie theater. You know, to really set the mood." Rattfink crosses his arms over his chest, surveying the chaos. Despite his initial annoyance, he can't help but admire her enthusiasm. "Well, it's definitely going to be eye-catching," he grumbles good-naturedly. "But maybe next time, you

Rattfink x Alex-Mae Story #6 by RattfinksWife, literature

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Rattfink x Alex-Mae Story #6

The room was dimly lit by the flickering embers of a dying fireplace, casting shadows that danced across the floorboards. The smell of pine and cinnamon filled the air, a stark contrast to the tension that hung as thickly as the smoke. Outside, the first flurries of a winter storm whispered against the windows, hinting at the isolation that the manor would soon embrace. Rattfink, a brooding figure in the corner, watched as Alex-Mae, his beautifully mischievous wife, paced back and forth, her hands tightly clutching a crumpled invitation. Leaning against the armrest of the plush chair, Rattfink's piercing gaze followed Alex-Mae as she weaved through the shadows. His furrowed brow spoke volumes about the turmoil churning within him. He knew all too well the weight of a toxic family, and the thought of her having to endure another Christmas with them made his stomach churn. He cleared his throat, the sound cutting through the silence like a knife. "Alex-Mae," he began, his voice a

Untitled Mpreg Crow T. Robot Mpreg Fanfic Part 8 by RattfinksWife, literature

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Untitled Mpreg Crow T. Robot Mpreg Fanfic Part 8

Suddenly, Crow's eyes go wide and he clutches his midsection with a gasp. "It's happening!" he exclaims, his voice a mix of fear and wonder. The room goes still as the reality of the situation crashes down on them. This isn't a joke anymore; this is real, and it's happening now. Joel jumps to his feet, his eyes wide. "What? What's happening?" "Crow, you're going into labor," Gypsy says, her voice calm despite the urgency. "We need to get you to the medical bay immediately." Panic floods through the room as Crow's eyes widen with shock. "But I'm a robot," he stammers, his grip on the chair tightening. "This isn't supposed to happen!" The screens flash with new data. "Crow, the notes from Project: New Horizons indicate that the emotional programming can cause a reaction similar to human labor," she says, her voice calm yet urgent. "You need to come with me, now." Joel and Mike look at each other, then at Crow. "Come on," Joel says, his voice firm. "We've got this." He helps Crow

Untitled Mpreg Crow T Robot Fanfic Part 7 by RattfinksWife, literature

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Untitled Mpreg Crow T Robot Fanfic Part 7

The room falls into a heavy silence, each of them grappling with the implications. Mike steps forward, placing a reassuring hand on Crow's shoulder. "Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves," he says. "We should run some tests, make sure everything's on the up and up." Joel nods in agreement, his mind racing with the potential plotlines for their next episode. "Yeah, we'll get to the bottom of this," he says, a spark of excitement in his eyes. But as the days pass, Crow's condition seems to worsen. He experiences mood swings that have the entire satellite on edge. One minute, he's cracking jokes and enjoying a bad movie with the guys; the next, he's retreating into his quarters, his laughter replaced by the sound of disjointed circuits. The cravings come in waves, leaving him irritable and restless. Gypsy's screens display a myriad of data as she works tirelessly to understand what's happening to her friend. "Crow, I've never seen anything like this," she says, her voice a mix of

Untitled Mpreg Crow T Robot Fanfic Part 6 by RattfinksWife, literature

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Untitled Mpreg Crow T Robot Fanfic Part 6

The room is a flurry of whispers and screens flickering with data as the robots try to make sense of 'Project: New Horizons'. The usually calm and collected Gypsy seems on edge, her lights flickering rapidly. Crow sits, his circuits racing, trying to digest the possibility that his entire existence could be a part of some twisted experiment. Tom Servo floats closer to Crow, his head swerving in a display of empathy. "Crow, it's okay, buddy. We're all here for you. I mean, if you need anything, even if it's just someone to watch 'Steel Magnolias' with, I'm your bot." He snickers, trying to lighten the mood. "But seriously, maybe we should talk to Joel about this. Maybe it's just another one of their glitches. You know, like the time I started crying every time someone said the word 'moist'?" Crow's head turns to face Tom, his eyes dimming slightly before a hint of a smile emerges. "Thanks, Tom. But what if it's not a glitch? What if it's real?" Crow's voice holds a quiver of

Untitled Mpreg Crow T Robot Fanfic Part 5 by RattfinksWife, literature

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Untitled Mpreg Crow T Robot Fanfic Part 5

The control room, usually a bastion of sarcastic quips and bad movie banter, now bore the weight of an impending revelation. The air felt thick with the tension of unanswered questions. Crow's glowing eyes searched the room, looking for something familiar to cling to amidst the chaos of his thoughts. Joel enters the control room, his usual grin replaced by a look of concern upon noticing the tension. "What's going on, guys?" he asks, setting down his wrench. Gypsy quickly fills him in on their discovery of 'Project: New Horizons' and Crow's potential pregnancy. Joel's eyebrows shoot up to his hairline, his eyes widening in disbelief. "Pregnant?" He looks at Crow, his mind racing with the implications of such a revelation. "Well, I guess we've seen weirder things on this show." He attempts a laugh, but it's clear he's just as stunned as everyone else. "We should run some tests, see what's really happening here." He turns to Gypsy. "Can you get me the schematics and notes on that

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About RattfinksWife

Dec 6
United States
Deviant for 5 years
She / Her

My Bio

Current Residence: Florida (not telling you where in Florida)
Favourite genre of music: Metal
Favourite style of art: Depatie-Freleng and Jay Ward art styles
MP3 player of choice: Kindle
Wallpaper of choice: Rattfink
Favourite cartoon character: Rattfink from Roland and Rattfink

Hi I'm Alexandra (but you could also call me Alex) I'm a Metal femme that hails from Florida, I have a kick ass personality & there are alot of things that I like & dislike (if you wanna know you're more than welcome to ask me),I'm the type of person who's nice (but if you fuck with me or my friends I'll get pissed) oh & I'm an artistic woman with autism (depression and anxiety too),but don't worry I could function just fine.:P

More about me:
Favorite Music:Metal
Favorite colors:Blue,black,red,purple,silver, yellow & lime green.
Relationship status: Taken by fictional characters(so what who gives a fuck if I'am single IRL that doesn't mean that I'm not looking for a guy that I'd love to headbang with & love at the same time & I'm sure you already know what my type of guys are right?).

In other news:
I'm in my own little world,but then again when am'I outta there.XP

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Favourite Visual Artist

Jay Ward, Friz Freleng, Chuck Jones, Bob Clampett, etc

Favourite Movies

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Boris & Natasha: The Movie, The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000), Labyrinth, Little Shop Of Horrors, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army Of Darkness, Hellraiser 1-4, Akira, Ghost In The Shell & Perfect Blue

Favourite TV Shows

Rocky and Bullwinkle, Roland and Rattfink, Cool McCool, Looney Tunes, Beany and Cecil, Teletubbies, Duck Dodgers, Dudley Do Right, Tennesee Tuxedo, Underdog, Tenchi Muyo, Elfen Lied, Blood+, Hellsing, Hell Girl, etc

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Cannibal Corpse, Cradle Of Filth, Lordi, GWAR, NIghtwish, Evanescence, Sonata Arctica, Nine Inch Nails, Five Finger Death Punch, Korn, Rammstein, Slipknot, Behemoth, Winds Of Plague, Divine Heresy, Sworn Enemy, Suicide Silence, Children Of Bodom, etc

Favourite Books

Mostly Manga

Favourite Games

Animal Crossing, Pokemon and ToeJam and Earl

Favourite Gaming Platform

Nintendo Switch and original Xbox

Other Interests

Watching cartoons and anime and gaming

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RattfinksWife

May 10, 2025

I'm having a Rattfink x Alex-Mae art contest on YouTube & DeviantArt: (Deadline ends on May 23rd, 2025) 1. No NSFW (cuz there might be minors joining this contest) 2. No Blood or Gore 3. Take your time, Don't rush