All we need to do is add an opening title sequence with a song that sounds like "Na gla balee nooo gah naaaaaaah! Sneeble blurbie yap dibloosh!" and has subtitled lyrics like "The potato flies over the jellyfish as it sings boldly about glitter glue."
I'm just kidding. Japanese doesn't really sound like that.
But those Anime lyrics really are that weird!
I mean, what the hell? Do they use some sort of sentence randomizer? "Okay, next lyric." (press) "uh... 'Rainbow guinea pigs are kick-lining over a kumquat waterfall.' Okay, sounds good."