This announcement has been made in response to the continued threat of Terrorist Attack. Terrorism is the greatest evil that todays western world faces.
As a result of tireless police investigations, it has been found that certain factors are causing terrorism to grow at an unchecked rate, this factors have been listed below:
- Civil Rights
- Freedom of Speech
- Thought Crime
In response to these threats the above things have been deemed illegal by Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair.
Furthermore it is suspected that factors that can facilitate terrorism such as:
- Liquid (including Breast Milk, Diahorrea, Vomit)
These items which are clearly dangerous to public safety have also been deemed illegal by Our Esteemed Leader Big Brother Blair.
It has been noted that Liquid is a new addition to this list, this is because it is suspected that liquids such as water, diahorrea, breast milk, and others are in fact forms of ex