A truly-spectacular KO-Peril scenario! Penelope Pasternak aka "Purple Protector" looks ravishingly-sexy, and Umlaut Nonsensical looks just so goldang'd weird, just like I always intended.
Here are all of his exploits at my page :
And here are all of Purple Protector's misadventures :
You really did a fantastickal job, RaelIAK! I love this scenario!