It's a cool night and no one's around. Sitting at a bench in the park, I was watching the stars while listening to my tunes. Ah, the simple pleasures in life...
God damn I wish something would happen.
I hear the rustle of the bushes nearby.
Then a cat emerged.
OH, of course it's just a cat. What else could it be?
"Meow!" the cat meowed.
"Beat it, I don't have any food." I said.
Suddenly, it stopped, stared at my direction for a bit and just ran away.
Stupid cat, what was that about?
"Hello there young lady."
I almost jumped as I looked wildly around for the voice that came out of nowhere.
Then I found it.