I was forced to by Somali pirates.
Because you are funny and easy-going guy.
You have one of the best personalities
Because you're charming and hilarious. You were super nice even when I first met you, so why wouldn't I reward that kindness and follow you?
You're one of the chillest guys I've found on this site.
Because your nice, cool and you write interesting reviews.
Because you're awesome.
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