[x] You've seen at least one anime. [x] You've read at least one manga. [x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things. [ ] You're in anime club. (there are none around me lol)[x] You've cosplayed at least once. (hella)[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.[ ] You cosplay in public.[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.[x] You cosplayed there.[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.[x] You like Japanese food. [x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, Pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.[ ] You've made bento lunch.[ ] You've made a charabento. (i feel like im eating characters when u say that)[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis. [ ] You've actually been to Japan.[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.[ ] You're learning/know Japanese. [ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.[ ] You have Japanese blood.[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people. (connie springer, black star, vegeta, gaara, list goes on)[x] You claim you're married to said fictional character. (connie is husband but i just say that so i feel less lonely XD.)[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons. (no, i mean. ATLA is great, TMNT '03 was great, gravity falls omg. i mean plotline wise they're typically a bit more stimulating but whatever)[ ] You call all cartoons anime.[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.[ ] You call characters by their original Japanese names.
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour. (who in the fuck)
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan. (children please go outside)
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[ ] Exclusively.
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[ ] WITHOUT looking it.
[x] You like Hetalia.
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public. (occasionally?)
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise. (not really full so no)
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name. (does eren count? no probs not. i just prefer the spelling tbh)
[x] You want to name your kid after an anime character. (i guess that counts lol thanks eren)
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.
[X] You watch abridged series. (TEAMFOURSTAR BABY)
[x] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing (hnnggghhh *eyetwitch*)
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempt to sound Japanese by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[ ] You're not even Asian.
[ ] If you're Asian, you think anime helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[ ] And you're not even Japanese.
[x] People call you a weeaboo. (lol any anime fan does)
[ ] You prefer the term otaku.
[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[x] You watch Naruto. (bitch that show is solid metal tears)
[ ] You wear the headbands.
[ ] Every day.
[x] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors" (im technical)
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note. (so that no one else has possession yes)
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[x] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan. (exactly.)
[ ] Vic Miginola is WIN.
[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitious Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[ ] The only thing you draw is anime. (YES IM BREAKING THIS)
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[ ] All your friends also like anime. (not all no)
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[ ] You write fanfics for English class.
[ ] Yaoi fanfics.
[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.
[x] Everyone says you have no life.
[x] And it's true.
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
HAHAHAHA, yeah i hate weebs but i admit that i can be weeaboo-ish sometimes and it upsets me. I'm trying to scale it back but eh :/ liking naruto isn't weeaboo-ish tbh. i mean i dont watch it because everyone else does or anything i just really feel like crying sometimes and that show is tear worthy. XD
WHAT IF I MADE A WEEABOO MEME. i should do this